Dog Talk

Lyrics

We're gonna jam the party way after dark All the dogs in the house lemme hear ya bark To the beat, to the beat To the rhythm that'll make you move your feet Put your hands in the air with the P-Funk sign Then ya twirl it around time after time Just rock and ya don't stop To the rhythm that'll make ya finger pop We got dogs in the alleys and dogs in the streets Dogs that can walk with only two feet [?] fist by the wrist make all the kids run Like go "Oh my gosh [?] I think I'll buy a BB gun" And just do it to the beat (he he he) Just rock and you don't stop To the rhythm that makes your finger pop I got a Doberman Pinscher that runs the whole show A big German Shepherd that makes the grass grow Makes a St. Bernard that barks all night The hush puppy and the child act like they wanna fight Can't train a Great Dane cause it makes me sick Can't teach an old dog a brand new trick Nothing but the dog in me and that's no doubt Come on party people I'm all dogged out To the beat, every-body And every-body to the beat Rin Tin Tin had Lassie turnin' tricks Talkin' the fleas and shakin' off the ticks No ifs, no ands, no buts, no maybes If you can't find a dog get a shot for rabies Gotta dog chase a cat and he can't chase a mouse Snoopy being cool on top the dog house Lady and the tramp was a classy little bitch Had a diamond flea collar and she never caught an inch Then Pluto dogged her out (hey!) Then Goofy dogged her out (uh-oh!) Bow-wow-wow Hey Goofy, how was she man? (Goofy) "I liked her man" See just the other day I like to say That I was doing the dog in a vicious way Then a bad mamma-jamma walked through the door Snatched up my partner then she hit the floor Then the fellas on the floor begin to move back This pretty little pooch wasn't showing no slack (I like to cock her spaniel) (I like to cock that spaniel) She did the dog and break out the gigolo Made the hounds in the house start screamin' for more Then she turned around and started barkin' at me She said "Is that Sly Child or is it Pretty C?" Pretty C, all the dog's in me You should have known quite naturally (Woof, heee!) Look sweet thing, you're as sweet as a fly But I'm the dog of the hour, got the bark with the power We can make a lot of love then run through the shower Look Pretty C before we do this task Another question I'd like to ask Uh Pretty C, before I give you my love I wanna know what you're capable of I said A-hey fly girl, if you've got to know (huh) I guess I just have to tell you so (huh) I ran through hell without getting hot I went to Vietnam without getting shot And I can do the gigolo without touching the flo' I could run 30 miles on one big toe I could jump in the air and stay up there And go for a swim without messing up my hair I can wreck your mind, [?] open behind Bust another bitch and see you another time (Ohh!) It's dog talk baby Yeah (hehe) I like to give you by the ounce Feelin' better by the pound There was something about the dog That makes me throw down When I saw you doin' the dog right away I knew That had to have been what turned me onto you But when I asked for ya body you put me in check You said "Nope, too soon, we can't do that yet" Well I can understand ya baby wanna find the right man Spend the night with me, you'll be back again When the time came round you shucked and jived When all you had to do was close your eyes and get live Time for love, no time for half-steppin' Rudolph Valentino was my secret weapon I'm the P, the R, the E, the double T, Y I'm the one MC that you never deny All you rappers check me out and I'll tell you why Because I'm MC Pretty C I might give you try I'm on your radio once again I like the money, green, just waitin' to spend Take out your crayon and your coloring book (huh!) And color me funky because ya know I'm hooked I make plenty of juice when I'm bustin' loose I get funky with my rhymes like Mother Goose I go (woof!) hehe (woof!) hehe (woof!) hehe (woof!) I'm a blind dog with a seeing eye man If I mistake ya for a fire hydrant hope ya understand I'm a blind dog with a seeing eye man If I mistake ya for a tree and pee I hope ya understand It's dog talk baby Watch me raise my leg (hehehe) Pluto! (dogged her out!) Goofy! (dogged her out!) Scooby-Doo! (dogged her out!) Snoopy! (dogged her out!) Smuttley! [?] (dogged her out!) Rin Tin Tin (dogged her out!) (Dogged her out!) (Dogged her out!) (Dogged her out!) (Dogged her out!) (Dogged her out!) (Dogged her out!) (Dogged her out!) (Dogged her out!) (Dogged her out!) (Dogged her out!) (Dogged her out!) (Dogged her out!) (Dogged her out!) (Dogged her out!) (Dogged her out!) (Dogged her out!) (Dogged her out!) (Dogged her out!) (Dogged her out!) (Dogged her out!) (Dogged her out!) I'm a blind dog with a seeing eye man If I mistake ya for a fire hydrant hope ya understand Oohhhhhhh! I'm a blind dog with a seeing eye man If I mistake ya for a tree and pee I hope ya understand Hey-ohh! Dog talk baby Watch me raise my leg (hehehe) Pluto! (dogged her out!) Goofy! (dogged her out!) Scooby-Doo! (dogged her out!) Snoopy! (dogged her out!) Smuttley! [?] (dogged her out!) Rin Tin Tin (dogged her out!)