Furlough

Lyrics

[Verse 1] The president said y'all go wash your hands It's just a little virus, understand Probably Chuck and Nancy's little hoax At worst it's just a bump along the road The phone rang at four PM on Friday I could heart it in the tone of his voice Believe me son, if I could have things my way I'm sorry, but I haven't any choice [Chorus] They call it a furlough Somewhere in between, you're stuck in limbo I hope you'll make ends meet the best you can though In another couple weeks after this side show We'll circle back again Until then you're on furlough [Verse 2] They shut down all the restaurants and stores Said lock up all your windows and your doors Pay attention to what happened overseas Prevention's the best cure for this disease They sent all spring breakers home to mama Canceled NHL and NBA Congress said we don't want no drama Your thousand dollar check is on the way [Chorus] 'Cause you're on furlough Somewhere in between, you're stuck in limbo I hope you'll make ends meet the best you can though In another couple weeks after this side show We'll circle back again Until then you're on furlough [Bridge] Now we got nothin' but time To stand six feet apart on the unemployment line You can't count on the tax man for relief That California sunshine don't come cheap [Chorus] 'Cause you're on furlough Somewhere in between, you're stuck in limbo I hope you'll make ends meet the best you can though In another couple weeks after this shit show We'll circle back again I hope you know I consider you a friend Until then you're on furlough On furlough