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Atlanta, Georgia, September 29, 2022 Come over tonight, my room is spotless I'm sorry this outro is so chaotic Atlanta, it's official, you're the hottest Baltimore, Maryland, October 1, 2022 I'm sorry that this outro is chaotic Don't call your ex, Katie, they are toxic Baltimore, I think that you're the hottest Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, October 2, 2022 This crowd is giving me all the endorphins I wish someone would rearrange my organs Philly is the city I was born in Boston, Massachusetts, October 3, 2022 You're so hot, I must proceed with caution It's wicked awesome to be here in Boston If your ex wants you back, it's gonna cost him New York, Nеw York, October 5, 2022 New York City, you sold out the fastеst That was why your second show was added Everyone in this room is a bad bitch New York, New York, October 6, 2022 New York City, I would have your babies You sold out two nights, that shit is crazy If I take a picture, will you say cheese? Washington, D.C., October 7, 2022 My favorite character in Friends is Phoebe I'll only watch the Super Bowl for Riri The hottest people ever are in D.C. Chicago, Illinois, October 9, 2022 Water ain't the only thing I swallow I wish I could play right here tomorrow My favorite city is Chicago Toronto, Ontario, October 10, 2022 Toronto, you're so cute, it's like a fake crowd Put your hands up if you've been to Drake's house Leave your hands up if you want to make out Tempe, Arizona, October 11, 2022 Don't take off your shirt, it's gonna tempt me Everybody here is really sexy Do you have a fever? Let me take your Tempe San Diego, California, October 13, 2022 I think your face alone could get me prego Millie Bobby Brown, you're my Eggo Yeah, I'm in motherfucking San Diego Los Angeles, California, October 15, 2022 I've got a personality, but no tits This song is not about Joshua Bassett Los Angeles, your energy is big dick San Francisco, California, October 16, 2022 If you only know the singles, you're a fake fan Anybody wanna be my best friend? I know you know I'm gonna end with San Francisco Orlando, Florida, October 20, 2022 Now is when I sing you something rando Make some noise if you came here commando I'm a slut for you, you know, Orlando Teen Vogue Summit, California, November 12, 2022 I didn't write an outro for tonight's show The Grammy Museum, November 22, 2022 I procrastinate, don't really plan these Usually, I would say something nasty But I'ma keep it classy for the Grammys Jimmy Kimmel Live!, January 4, 2023 Hi mom, I'm on Kimmel, wish me good luck Can't wait to read the mean tweets saying I suck My New Year's resolution is "give no fucks" BBC1 Radio Live Lounge, February 27, 2023 I'm American, I am not British So BBC, it stands for somethin' different This Live Lounge is so lit because I'm in it Innit, because I'm innit, you get it? Fort Lauderdale, Florida, March 16, 2023 I've got a dirty mind, but I am so pure Call me Dora, his body I explore Fort Lauderdale, you're kicking off the whole tour St. Petersburg, Florida, March 17, 2023 St. Petersburg, that is so many syllables I heard the lips here are like super kissable He asked how many fingers, I said "minimal" New Orleans, Louisiana, March 20, 2023 All you bitches out here lookin' gorgeous I heard you flash your titties in New Orleans I'm not participating, but supportin' Houston, Texas, March 23, 2023 Made it to the outro, how you doin'? I'm starting to think love is an illusion Beyoncé is the greatest thing from Houston Dallas, Texas, March 24, 2023 Everything is bigger here in Dallas Cowboys call me if you want to practice Make some noise if you would ever tap this San Antonio, Texas, March 25, 2023 I just wanna ride him like a rodeo But first, he gotta grow it like Pinocchio Sorry I'm so vulgar, San Antonio Austin, Texas, March 26, 2023 You should do more kissin' and less talkin' Boys are like a buffet, I want options I heard the hottest people live in Austin Tulsa, Oklahoma, March 28, 2023 He gave me the D and it's A plus Oklahoma, you're so cute, it's too much Tulsa backwards is actually "a slut" Denver, Colorado, March 30, 2023 Hope he's bigger than a chicken tender I wrote a funny line I don't remember Hands up if you're high tonight in Denver Salt Lake City, Utah, April 1, 2023 Put your hands up if you live in Salt Lake How do you get alcohol on Sundays? I'm pregnant, happy April Fools' Day Garden City, Idaho, April 2, 2023 I pronounce it wrong, I say I-day-ho He said, "Can I smash?", I said, "Potatoes" Thank you so much, this was such a great show Calgary, Alberta, April 5, 2023 Three times in one night can be my hat trick Put your hands up if you're really that bitch Calgary, you do not rhyme with jack shit Edmonton, Alberta, April 6, 2023 He oiler-ed me up like I was Edmonton That was me trying a hockey reference I'ma give this crowd 11/10 Vancouver, British Columbia, April 8, 2023 I see a hot boyfriend in my future I could never get a job at Hooters Vancouver, you just can't get any cuter Seattle, Washington, April 11, 2023 You look like somebody I would straddle I might even let you win at Scrabble Let me see how loud you get, Seattle San Francisco, California, April 14, 2023 Some parents think my concerts are a strip show Where'd you get your shirt? It's fucking sick, bro Baby, you're so golden, San Francisco San Francisco, California, April 15, 2023 I don't want a boy, I want a man, man Bet you wish that I had OnlyFans, fans The second crowd in San Fran is the bestest Sacramento, California, April 16, 2023 Listen to this awesome instrumental Wasn't that joke funny, Sacramento? San Diego, California, April 19, 2023 He got me so wet, he need a raincoat Please put "she was perfect" on my gravestone Way to keep it classy, San Diego Los Angeles, California, April 20, 2023 Was gonna throw some shade, but that got vetoed Does anybody have an extra pre-roll? 'Cause it's 4/20, it's my fucking Greek show Las Vegas, Nevada, April 22, 2023 Put your hands up if your ex is heinous Scream it if this song is on your playlist What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas Mesa, Arizona, April 23, 2023 Please come over, boy, I'm all alone-a Come and help me, you might get a bone-a Snapple's not as good as Arizona Kansas City, Missouri, April 26, 2023 Raise your hand if you're a little tipsy Sex with me is like joining the swim team I think this is my favorite, Kansas City Minneapolis, Minnesota, April 27, 2023 Boy, I hope you're bigger than the average Do you think I'm cute or were you catfished? Show me your twin cities, Minneapolis Madison, Wisconsin, April 28, 2023 I know like a million girls named Madison When I get a cold, I take my Madison Scream if you like cheese and live in Madison Chesterfield, Missouri, April 30, 2023 He said I taste better than a Slurpee Are you TSA, boy? You can search me Missouri is amazing, I'm not worthy Nashville, Tennessee, May 2, 2023 Maybe you won't date me, but your dad will Tonight I will be drinkin', who's got Advil? Did you know I wrote this song in Nashville? Indianapolis, Indiana, May 3, 2023 He said it was big, but it was mini I like it Fast and Furious like Vin D Indy is too perfect, someone pinch me Toronto, Ontario, May 5, 2023 I need you to take off my clothes pronto Here is where I'm gonna hit a wrong note I love you, will you marry me, Toronto? Detroit, Michigan, May 6, 2023 Bzz is a bee's noise He's been fillin' more than just a deep void Do the boys have bigger D's in Detroit? Cleveland, Ohio, May 7, 2023 If it's small, that's super inconvenient If he doesn't know this song, you should leave him I wish that I could put the cleve in Cleveland Boston, Massachusetts, May 9, 2023 You say I'm a slut, well, if the shoe fits I don't have this number, baby, who's this? I only park my car in Massachusetts New York, New York, May 10, 2023 You're all super hot, but can you lip read? Tomorrow is my birthday, I want dick, please I said scream if you love New York City, that's what I said, scream New York, New York, May 11, 2023 Guess what? It's my birthday, so I don't have to sing an outro tonight I can do whatever the fuck I want 'cause it's my birthday Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, oh yeah, baby, yeah Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, May 13, 2023 Can you warm me up? I'm super chilly I'm a bank account, boy, you should fill me You know I got special love for Philly Washington, D.C., May 14, 2023 Revolution War, the British started it In his pants is the Washington Monument D.C. stands for "dope crowd", I just thought of it Raleigh, North Carolina, May 16, 2023 My rack is the opposite of Dolly Last night in my dream, I was a tall me He said that he's big, I said, "Oh Raleigh" Atlanta, Georgia, May 17, 2023 He hit me so hard, I'm walking on a slant-a This body is in super high demand-a I heard they like my peaches in Atlanta Gulf Shores, Alabama, May 20, 2023 Old people think I'm Hannah Montana He's so big, I need an extra hand-a Make some noise for sweet home Alabama Rio de Janeiro, Brazil, May 28, 2023 He made me so wet, I need a lifeguard I think I would give this country five stars Eu te amo Brazil, you have my heart São Paulo, Brazil, June 4, 2023 Obrigado for the streams and downloads Got off the plane and I became the town ho 'Cause everyone's so sexy in São Paulo Dublin, Irland, June 11, 2023 When I'm in the bed, you know I'm snugglin' When I'm in the bathtub, I'm in bubblin' When I turn him on, that dick is Dublin Glasgow, Scotland, June 13, 2023 He said that I'm hotter than Tabasco I'm just a pint away from "shake my ass" mode I recycle, baby, where's the Glasgow? Manchester, England, June 14, 2023 Should I root for City or United? You know footballs get me so excited Manchester, I love to be inside it Newport, United Kingdom, June 16, 2023 I thought he was the one, but it was too short BBC don't like my sense of humor Everybody's proper fit in Newport Birmingham, England, June 18, 2023 All the names of British boys, I'm learnin' 'em Everyone I date, I keep returnin' 'em Gotta love the accent here in Birmingham London, England, June 19, 2023 Harry Potter, Peter Pan and Big Ben Sherlock Holmes, Adele and bloody West End Dua Lipa, Nando's, I love London Brussels, Belgium, June 23, 2023 Take your shirt off, let me see your muscles Call me pretty, feed me chocolate truffles My favorite veggie and city is Brussels Cologne, Deutschland, June 24, 2023 Down below the waistline is the fun zone Baby, hit me if you want to come bone Ich liebe dich, you know I love you, Cologne Amsterdam, Netherlands, June 25, 2023 He took me to red-light, so I ran home That boy's not a player, he's a man-ho I look so good, he's saying "Amster-damn, bro" Berlin, Deutschland, June 27, 2023 Me degrading you, boy, I'm just flirting One too many stunners, I'll be twerking We got some big ol' broads out here in Berlin Stockholm, Sweden, June 29, 2023 He tapped it so good, it's hard to walk home If I was a billionaire, I would yacht home Everyone's so fucking hot in Stockholm London, England, July 2, 2023 Boy, I'm in your area like Blackpink I just wanna snog and do some shagging Playing in Hyde Park is such a madting Paris, France, July 3, 2023 Boy, that thing's so big, I have to share it What's "ménage a trois"? Go ask your parents Voulez-vous coucher avec moi, Paris? Tokyo, Japan, July 18, 2023 I just ate some sushi to satisfy me But not as much as when that dick inside me Tokyo, I love you, mecha daisuki Osaka, Japan, July 19, 2023 Fell so hard for me, he need a doctor He's so hot, he opened up my chakras Y'all are too kawaii in Osaka Lumpur, Malaysia, July 21, 2023 Bitch, I'm in Malaysia, it's a world tour Hit it so good, he wanted an encore Let me hear you scream, Kuala Lumpur Jakarta, Indonesia, July 22, 2023 Your body is what I want a part of Bet your ass that I can get it harder How loud can you scream right now, Jakarta? Manila, Philippines, July 25, 2023 His ex is a motel, I'm a villa He said I taste better than vanilla What's your favourite city? Mine's Manila Singapore, Singapore, July 27, 2023 When he calls me, I know what he's craving I'm looking like a snack, he wanna taste it I don't Singapore, I sing amazing Bangkok, Thailand, July 29, 2023 If you want some cake, I got a bake shop He be getting off like it's a train stop It goes without saying that I Bangkok Chicago, Illinois, August 3, 2023 Perhaps I am a dick aficionado Windy city blow, I'm gonna swallow Now he calls it giving him Chicago Chicago, Illinois, August 4, 2023 Turn that dick to stone, call me Medusa Choking on him, need Heimlich maneuver Sorry I don't date lollapalooz-ers Mexico City, Mexico, August 24, 2023 I only date him if he pays my rent-ay If you are a Swiftie, you're mi gente Let me hear you make some noise, DF Mexico City, Mexico, August 25, 2023 He said, "Where you at?", I said, "I'm busy" Sippin' on tequila gettin' tipsy Con mis chicas in Mexico City Mexico City, Mexico, August 26, 2023 I'm full grown, but I look like a niña Come put something big in my casita Mexico, I think you are bonita Mexico City, Mexico, August 27, 2023 Felt so good, he made me hit the top note Eras tickets, girl, you won the lotto Mexico, I kinda think te amo The MTV, Video Music Awards, September 19th 2023 He said that it's bigger than a moon man Guess that means I'm holding it with two hands VMAs, I love you, I'm a huge fan Buenos Aires, Argentina, November 9, 2023 How to ride him, I can think of five ways My head goes so hard, I'm giving migraines How loud do you get in Buenos Aires? Buenos Aires, Argentina, November 11, 2023 He said, "What's your name?", I said, "Sabrina" Saw that obelisco, I said, "Que linda" Who's the loudest here in Argentina? Buenos Aires, Argentina, November 12, 2023 When I'm in the bedroom, I get sexy He's having a ball, he calls me Messi Argentina, will you be my bestie? Rio de Janeiro, Brazil, November 17, 2023 Sippin' on me like a caipirinha How to turn me on, boy, I can teach ya My new name is Ipanema Brina Rio de Janeiro, Brazil, November 19, 2023 It's kinda small, but I don't even care though Cupid must've hit me with an arrow Because I'm in love with Rio de Janeiro Rio de Janeiro, Brazil, November 20, 2023 Boy, come over, this is not a drill He said, "Get on top", I said, "I will" Then he made me come to Brazil São Paulo, Brazil, November 24, 2023 Just give it to me, boy, I'll tell you how slow I'll be your loirinha on the down-low I love it when you sing to me São Paulo São Paulo, Brazil, November 25, 2023 I'm a nine, but I'm a ten without clothes He said I'm the prettiest, but how so? 'Cause all the hottest girls are in São Paulo São Paulo, Brazil, November 26, 2023 He said, "Let's get married", I said, "Chill" Boy, I said I'm hungry, get my fill I heard the nuts are better in Brazil Los Angeles, California, December 1, 2023 On my knees in stockings, that's a snowjob Bring that firewood, I'll sip the eggnog Let me hear you scream your Jingle Balls off New York, New York, December 8, 2023 Tell me, is that giant package for me? Santa's too excited, he came early Jingle Ball, you're so hot, I'm not worthy Boston, Massachusetts, December 10, 2023 I heard that he's hung just like a stockin' Give my gingerbread some extra frostin' Scream if you've been really naughty, Boston Atlanta, Georgia, December 14, 2023 I sat on Santa's lap and handled business Me without my clothes is on his wishlist I love you, Atlanta, Merry Christmas New York, New York, December 31, 2023 Clark is everybody's favorite dick type Make a toast to everyone you dislike Balls are dropping everywhere at midnight Melbourne, Australia, February 16, 2024 D-I-C-K, I am good at spelling Tastes so good, I need a second helping Aren't you glad I know how to say Melbourne? Melbourne, Australia, February 17, 2024 I don't say "hello", I say "g'day mate" I don't make a bevvy, I'm a lightweight Melbourne, I just came, I saw, and I ate Melbourne, Australia, February 18, 2024 Broke up 'cause the size was underwhelming Tried to give him pointers, wasn't helping Maybe I just need a boy from Melbourne Sydney, Australia, February 24, 2024 When you go down under, do you miss me? He's so big, I felt it in my kidney Screamed so loud, they heard it here in Sydney Sydney, Australia, February 25, 2024 Yeah, he's pretty cute, but will our kids be? This country's so big, I hope it fit me I vegemite be in love with you, Sydney Sydney, Australia, February 26, 2024 I can't believe a plane can fly this far I met the cutest Aussie at the bar He said, "Are you from here?" I said, "Naur" Singapore, Singapore, March 2, 2024 Gardens by the Bay, I wanna go there Then I'll take you somewhere that has no hair Singapore, you're so perfect, it's no fair Singapore, Singapore, March 3, 2024 He said that he wishes he was on me Got me wetter than Jewel Changi Singapore, I hope you like my song-y Singapore, Singapore, March 4, 2024 This crowd ate me up like I'm an omelet I swear I'm coming back here, that's a promise You cleared all my Singa-pores, I'm flawless Singapore, Singapore, March 7, 2024 I told that boy to sit me down on all fours I told that boy "go faster," now I'm all sore You hit a little different here in Singapore Singapore, Singapore, March 8, 2024 Do boys like you more when you're ignoring them? If I don't make dick jokes, am I boring then? I said "Walao", am I Singaporean? Singapore, Singapore, March 9, 2024 Fell in love with you, I think I'm done for Came five times, but I think I need one more You're the greatest night I've had, Singapore Coachella, California, April 12, 2024 All about the balls, I'm Cinderella Only use my mouth, that's acapella I'm so glad you came for me, Coachella Coachella, California, April 19, 2024 Made his knees so weak, he had to spread mine He's drinkin' my bath water like it's red wine Coachella, see you back here when I headline Saturday Night Live, New York, May 18, 2024 He is 30 Rock hard 'cause I said hi My sense of humor is, but I am not dry SNL, I just came for the first time BBC1 Radio Live, United Kingdom, May 26, 2024 BBC said I should keep it PG BBC, I wish I had it in me There's a double meaning if you dig deep Governors Ball, New York, June 8, 2024 Do I text him back? It's such a tough call That won't fit inside me, bro, I'm dumb small People who hate Pride can suck my gov balls Capital's Summertime Ball, United Kingdom, June 16, 2024 Boy, that thing so big, I call it "Wembley" I stay on that head and do it rent-free Capital FM, you bloody wrecked me Outside Lands, San Francisco, August 10th, 2024 Soon cometh my album, so exciting My heart doth pound beneath my breasts, so mighty Outside Lands, it's like thou art inside me A Nonsense Christmas, Netflix Special, December 6th 2024 Well, here we are my special at it's ending Love you all and thank you for attending I can't believe I kept it family-"friendling"