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[Skit in Verbatim] V: Congratulations! Jin: The Billboard No. 1 artist has entered! Enter! Congratulations! Oh, it's already being recorded? J-hope: Ah, they called us the No. 1, No. 1 artist Wow! Really! V: Happy birthday to you, Jung Kook Jung Kook: Oh, thank you J-hope: Hey, you have Billboard No. 1 on your birthday? V: That's a birthday present you have there Jung Kook: Isn't it? Jin: You won't need another present, Jung Kook Jung Kook: This is a little bit, no way, no way this just happened? RM: Yeah, we don't need one. Everyone, everyone received theirs Jung Kook: The best prеsent is well, getting Billboard No. 1, thе best present ever in my life J-hope: Will the announcement be made official just today, on September 1 [Tuesday]? Jung Kook: This is a double celebration, really RM: It'll be announced on Thursday, maybe? On the official chart? V: Hello SUGA: Excuse me, but you came late to our celebration J-hope: I told you, didn't I? V: Oh, I'm sorry, I went to the bathroom RM: SUGA, please say something SUGA: *Beep* Jin: That was an amazing speech, yeah SUGA: Should we say something like this to a Billboard No. 1 artist? There's no space for the rest to sit, oh boy, oh boy… RM: SUGA, the six of us are sitting before you SUGA: I feel much better now RM: Everyone, how was yesterday? I went to bed early without getting excited SUGA: It's good for our health J-hope: I'm a night owl, too Jin: I saw Namjoon's post, then took a drink and slept right away RM: I mean, I posted on our chatroom — SUGA: I couldn't sleep a blink — RM: As soon as I woke up, but what's with these muted responses, everyone? SUGA: Uh, I was crying — RM: I wrote "Is anyone sleeping?" — SUGA: I was crying at the time, sorry Jung Kook: I didn't know that it'd be announced today V: Me neither. But I didn't know Tuesday was today, I'm just insensitive to time RM: Because of the time, time difference — Jimin: I thought the announcement was later today evening Jin: Same here. I was thinking around 1 p.m Jimin: I was thinking, "I hope we win," and now — RM: Why, did you want to retire all of a sudden? V: Go ahead, do it now. Your retirement RM: As a skit? That's legendary SUGA: I'll do music until the day I die RM: Let's be in this company for life J-hope: What, are we going to have a drink? What should we do? RM: After we finish — V: Let's drink after it's over SUGA: Let's do it fast and quick RM: Yeah, I think that's a good idea V: But the Billboard No. 1 artist couldn't cancel their dance rehearsal today J-hope: Cancel? SUGA: Yeah, we should practice our choreography J-hope: Oh, then let's do a short one and go Jimin: Alright, then let's — Jung Kook: What are we doing today? J-hope: The usual ones Jung Kook: Oh RM: Including "DNA." J-hope: "No More Dream," "No More Dream." Jimin: Ah, let's stop doing "No More Dream." But guys, don't worry about it! RM: No, that's our back-to-school project. We're practicing when we're No. 1 SUGA: You're saying we're going back to school? RM: No, SUGA, isn't that awesome? An artist rehearses their debut song on the day they reach Billboard No. 1. Wow, really cool V: Hey SUGA, try writing that as a song lyric How? RM: 'I rehearsed "No More Dream" again today!' Jimin: That's funny, rehearsing it today. Isn't it? RM: Really J-hope: We need to practice! RM: Oh, I woke up today and kept seeing the news. Hey, really — SUGA: I couldn't sleep Jimin: It's really, really amazing. Everyone's so amazing! Everyone! RM: Hands up! Jung Kook: Cosign! SUGA: Ay, what's amazing, topping Billboard? By the way, congrats If you phrase it like that, we'll feel sad Jimin: Oh, really, seeing this makes me want to do a concert again so bad RM: Hope, isn't this happiness? It's a long time since we've seen him like that RM: Doesn't it come to us now differently? *Fade Out*