The Leopards

Lyrics

The leader of the pack lives down in the local drain King Kong built a car inside his brain You tell me who's the sexiest (We're the leopards) (We're the leopards) Old Doug Henry lost an ear when he crossed my path Called himself Jesus, well that's what he said to me I have never seen a freak look as weird as you Except for Gardenia and the Mighty Slug (We're the leopards) Cycle Michael grotesque school desk in my brain Mincing Quincy dropping bop drops down the drain I'll just tell you boy we're mean and we're tough (We're the leopards) (We're the leopards) I know that we know that they know the wrong To spend your life inside a song Greasy Gert tried it and he licked it too Just like Gardenia and the Mighty Slug (We're the leopards) Uncle Bimbo drunk up the sea of Galilee And like a fool he promised it all to me But I'm young and built of steel Gardenia and the Mighty Slug Gardenia and the Mighty Slug Gardenia and the Mighty Slug We're the leopards We're the leopards We're the leopards We're the leopards We're the leopards We're the leopards We're the leopards