The Piano Movers

Lyrics

Well, we got some beer and we got some rope We got a little muscle but were short on hope The stairs are steep and the corners sharp In time we'll be learning how to play the harp It didn't take us long to get it though the door It nearly crushed our foot as it hit the floor We knew when it was over we would all be sore It's just an old piano, but Holy Hannah! It's gotta been as heavy as a baby whale Sure we'll lend a hand, but who do you think I am? And we knew from the start that wе were doomed to fail So wе doubled up our efforts for a second attack Felt like trying to go a swimming in a gunny sack The stairs, they were a squeaking and the plaster's cracked But those eighty-eight keys kept on smiling back So we got that thing in a solid jam It was as easy to get moving as a three-ton ham It wouldn't even budge against a battering ram It's just an old piano, but Holy Hannah! It's gotta been as heavy as a baby whale Sure we'll lend a hand, but who do you think I am? And we knew from the start that we were doomed to fail  (Heave, Ho!) (Heave, Ho!) So we got that thing in a solid jam It was as easy to get moving as a three-ton ham It wouldn't even budge against the battering ram  It's just an old piano, but Holy Hannah It's gotta been as heavy as a baby whale Sure we'll lend a hand but who do you think I am? And we knew from the start that we were doomed to fail (Heave, Ho!) (Heave, Ho!)