Looking for the Stars

Lyrics

[Spoken] [Gary Lewis] Well, here I am in Hollywood The entertainment capital of the world, so I'm told But where are all the stars? I've always heard that you see the stars just walkin' down the street Well, I guess I'll have to ask someone Maybe they can direct me where I can find some of the big names I'll ask this big fella over here Uh, excuse me, sir, do you know where I can meet some stars? [John Wayne] Well, I don't know, kid I'd like to hеlp ya But I'm gettin' my horse washed and grеased And I'm in a little bit of a hurry [Gary Lewis] Uh, thanks, huh-huh Boy, he sure looks familiar Oh well, I'll ask somebody else Pardon me, old-timer Where can I go to meet some movie and television stars? [Edgar Buchanan] You got me there, son I don't get into town a tad much I spend most of my time there at the junction Why don't you try Hollywood and Vine? [Gary Lewis] Hey, now aren't you... nah, I guess not Well, there's gotta be somebody around here who knows where the big stars hang out Oh sir, I'm new in Hollywood and I'd like to know just where I can find one big name star Where do they all stay? [Jack Benny] Well, they're all over the place [Gary Lewis] Boy, you sure do have beautiful blue eyes [Jack Benny] Well, thank you I have a map here And I'll sell it to ya for 25 cents [Gary Lewis] Uh, I don't have 25 cents [Jack Benny] Well, okay, twenty [Gary Lewis] Oh, okay, but I don't really have that much time I'll try somebody else Uh, pardon me, sir [Walter Brennan] Yeah, what can I do for you, boy? [Gary Lewis] Uh, well, I wanna know where I can go to meet some of the big-name stars [Walter Brennan] I'd say your best bet, son, is to sit right here on the corner, right where you are Hey, there's one over there And he, he's callin' to ya [Band Member 1] Hey, Gary, Gary C'mon, man, wake up, wake up [Gary Lewis] Wha? [Band Member 2] Hey, Gary, we're up next *band members talking over each other* [Announcer] And now, here they are, Gary Lewis and the Playboys *crowd cheers*