Pregnant Women Are Smug

Lyrics

[Verse 1] Pregnant women are smug Everyone knows it, nobody says it Because they're pregnant Effing son of a gun You think you're so deep now You give me the creeps Now that you're pregnant I can't count all the ways how You speak in clichés now [Skit] G: So, do you want a boy or a girl? O: Oh, doesn't matter as long as it's healthy G: Really? 'Cause I don't feel like those two things are related at all. It's not like one or the other O: No, no, no, no, as long as it's healthy, hm! [Verse 2] I can't wait to hear someone say Don't care if it's brain-dead Don't care if it's limbless If it has a penis 'Cause pregnant women are smug Everyone knows it, nobody says it Because they're pregnant This zen world you're enjoying Makes you really annoying [Skit] G: So, is it a boy or a girl? O: Oh, we know, but we're not telling G: What are you gonna name it? O: Oh, we know, but we're not telling G: Who's the father? O: Oh, we know... but we're not... telling... [Verse 3] Bitch, I don't really care I was being polite now Since you have no life now That you're pregnant You say you're walking on air You think that you're glowing But you had been ho-ing And now you're pregnant You're just giving birth now You're not Mother Earth now [Skit] G: Yeah, I have a lot going on. I got my degree, I moved, I wrote a novel-- O: Gosh, everything just seems so trivial now that I'm pregnant G: I also built a nuclear fusion reactor O: You know, I can't even remember what I did before I was pregnant. Everything just seems so meaningless, hm! [Outro] Pregnant women are smug Everyone knows it, nobody says it Because they're pregnant Effing son of a gun You think you're so deep now You give me the creeps now Now that you're pregnant