One Night Stand (AOYF Version)

Lyrics

[Verse 1] I never do this ever It's not what shy girls do But something in your eyes Drew me closer to you Do you feel the spark between us? Sometimes you can just tell I feel our two souls touching Like I know you really well Really well, really well (Really well) This might be strange to tell you And I swear I'm not a whore But there are 206 bones in my body And I'd really like one more One more, one more (One more) [Verse 2] You're like Tweety Bird, come look at my putty-tat You're like a parking ticket: so fine Jean Claude Van damn! You're sexy Let's get horizontal and combine 'Cause you're fine, you're so fine Oh baby, you're so hot Come on, give me all you got Hey! Oh baby, you're so rad Come on, let's do something bad Hey! Your thighs are Thanksgiving Your stomach's Christmas Gonna visit in between the holidays Energizer bunny keep going and going We've struck up a match and I set you ablaze 'Cause you're fine, you're so fine Oh baby, you're so cute Get into your birthday suit Hey! Oh baby, you're so sexy Come on over and undress me Hey! Hey! [Verse 3] Shoot, would you look the time Gotta go, this has been fun Hey! Lots to do in the morning Gotta help my friend move Gotta do my taxes Gotta check my email Plus it's Arbor Day Hey! Where the hell did I put my bra? Oh… hey! Wait, what, you think we're dating? However could that be? 'Cause we just had sex And it meant nothing, at all, to me To me, to me (To me) [Verse 4] And also, hello! How could we be dating if we never held hands We held onto the bedpost but we never held hands You got inside my body but you didn't reach my heart We raced right to the finish but I guess we missed the start There's no way we're dating 'cause we never held hands How could we be dating if you never took me out? Ooh! No whisper of sweet nothing, you just made me scream and shout, ooh! There was no love ambition but you taught me new positions on the way The Rosa Parks The corned beef hash The moon landing You may know my body You don't know my soul You want the donut But all you're gonna get is the hole [Outro] Listen babe, I'd call you And probably real soon But I lost my cell And I'll be out of town 'til June I guess I didn't mention My band's going on tour So I'll be super busy Otherwise we'd date For sure, for sure For sure, for sure Fer sher, fer sher Fo' sho, fo' sho Fer sher, fer sher For sure, for sure For sure, for sure (For sure) 'Cause it was… so great