Lyrics

[Verse 1] Somebody Well, one or two people Seem to have only two fingers I suspect they lost the other three wanking Keep calling us wankers They must know a lot about it [Verse 2] What have we done? Is it not hip to like us? Oh, that's very modern Let's spit at the group Show how modern we are, yeah Ooh look, I got him in the face What a shot What a shit [Verse 3] There are always clever people One such clever person We met in a big Chinese rеstaurant Nearly as clever as him This blokе was a comedian Nearly as funny as him He told nasty jokes about ladies with no clothes on About black people About homosexual people He thought he was funny They think they're funny That's all [Outro: Andy Gill] This is called Glass for all yous that haven't got brains that are made of spit