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These are the life and times Of the infamous Mrs. Leslie (Leslie) Widow of a nasty man Who left her a life of plenty (Plenty) Dining on the lawn outside Her majesty's garden window (Window) Serving tea and crumpets To a fashionable crescendo (cendo) Scheming with his highness Steaming little tempest Oh No, not with a teapot And she's living a life full of regret She plans to tell no one Of the dark little secret all about... Mrs. Leslie Calling on Miss Cavendish of Wednesday morning's book club (book club) Speaking ill of wealthy chaps who've Fallen down drunk at the old pub (old pub) Poor old Mr. Leslie We know alive and healthy Living in a belfry And she's living a life full of regret The word is going round Of a dark little secret all about... Mrs. Leslie And she's living a life full of regret The word has gotten round Of the dark little secret all about her In a life full of riches She's such a needy soul A nasty little story which is all about... Mrs. Leslie Mrs. Leslie Mrs. Leslie Mrs. Leslie All about