Lamest Place in the World

Lyrics

[PATRICE] Down the road, there's a Dairy Queen Up the block, there's a Walmart There's a place you can accessorize your pets A school, a tree, a couple of churches And no matter how hard anybody searches That's about as thrilling as this dumbest village gets It's the lamest place in the world But it just got a little bit better So don't disappear It's the lamest place in the world But I'm pretty sure it's not as lame as it was before Now that you're here Forty miles to the nеarest river Sixty miles to thе airport When we plan our escape, that's where we're gonna have to be It's a shame, it's a sham, it's a terrible pity You got dragged away from New York City It's major suck for you, but it's amazing luck for me It's the lamest place in the world And you're completely exotic Intellectual, neurotic You would never have a shot Except you found the perfect guide And though I don't really know you I can hardly wait to show you Every fake and freak, every fool and clown Since the Chippewas settled this stupid town Let 'em laugh, they won't keep me down With you by my side! And it just got a little bit better Amazing but true Yes, the lamest place in the world Has lots of flaws But maybe it'll be fine because It brought me to you!