Keep Your Children in a Coma

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Keep your children in a coma Keep your children in a coma Keep your children in a coma starting today Life is hard for kids today They have to program everything Dude, they have to use computers just to sing! If you keep them dosed on soma You can spare them all that pain Keep your children in a coma and stay sane You can't let them go to school For fear of bullying little beasts And you can't take them to church for fear of priests You can never really know, Ma If their motives remain pure Keep your children in a coma and be sure All that background radiation Oil companies run mad Party politics amok, good girls gone...bad They would just get melanoma If they surfed in see-through jeans Keep your children in a coma through their teens Little Caleb and Paloma would be drugged up anyway Keep your children in a coma starting today! Keep your children in a coma Keep your children in a coma Keep your children in a coma starting today Keep your children in a coma Keep your children in a coma Keep your children in a coma starting today