I’m a Vampire

Lyrics

I never age and I'll never die Unlike all the stars in the sky I'll be young forever, but why? 'Cause I'm a vampire Dear, for whose victims I shed no tear I am neither sweet nor sincere And I'd rather drink blood than beer 'Cause I'm a vampire The sun will never touch me, I abhor its filthy light I am the mistress of the damned and of the children of the night I have all the love I need, it is your blood I crave I am the bitch goddess from beyond your grave I can turn into a bat, I can cast the evil eye I have ever so much money, I'm gorgeous and I can fly I survived the Inquisition, been a harlot, been a queen Survived for seven hundred years and I still look seventeen I never age and I'll never die Unlike all the stars in the sky I'll be young forever, but why? 'Cause I'm a vampire Hon, one from whom you really should run I despise the light of the sun And I kill your kind just for fun 'Cause I'm a vampire I never age and I'll never die Unlike all the stars in the sky I'll be young forever, but why? 'Cause I'm a vampire Damn, I am what I am what I am And I am impossibly glam And I am happy as a clam 'Cause I'm a vampire I never age and I'll never die Unlike all the stars in the sky I'll be young forever, but why? 'Cause I'm a vampire Blanche, with a blood flow no one can stanch A blood flow, a blood avalanche I'm a tidal wave of tarantulas