Drink Nothing But Champagne

Lyrics

[Verse 1] Just a speck of DNA from the Turin Shroud Was used to clone our Savior and our Savior said aloud "Listen up, my children, I've come back to tell you this: Don't drink the water cause water's mostly piss!" [Chorus] Children, drink nothing but champagne It makes life shorter than drinking water Drink nothing but champagne And you'll never say no to love [Verse 2] So we asked David Bowie, and Bowie said, "It's true! Andy said it, I believe it, and so should you! That's the one thing on which Winston and Adolf concurred But it was from Aleister Crowley that they heard" [Chorus] Boys, drink nothing but champagne It makes life shorter than drinking water Drink nothing but champagne And you'll never say no to love [Verse 3] And so we dug up Aleister - he has a shroud as well He said, "We don't have water in the ninth circle of Hell" [Chorus] So we drink nothing but champagne It makes life shorter than drinking water Drink nothing but champagne And you'll never say no to love Never say no to love