Rappin And Rocking The House

Lyrics

[Intro] This is the way we rock the house Showin' up, everybody gonna turn it out [Verse 1: KK + (Lil Rodney C) + Sha Rock + [Keith Keith] + Jazzy Jeff] Well I'm K.K. Rockwell 'cause it rock so swell Every time ya' hear my name it rings a bell (Well I'm Lil Rodney C making history With all the fly girls yellin' "take me") Well I'm Sha Rock and I can't be stopped For all the fly guys, gonna hit the top [Well I'm Keith Keith but you can call me Keith Caesar The reason why 'cause I'm the women pleaser] Well I'm Jazzy Jeff with the most finesse Say I do it to the rhythm 'til I do it the best Now we're the funky four and I'm the plus one more And this is the way we go back and forth We're the five MC's y'all all too much When we rock the mic's, ah, with the magical touch (We're on time, we're masterminds We hittin' the top and we run down the rhymes) They're four fly guys, I'm the best female I'm tellin' the truth, not a fairytale [Now listen to the story that the five put down And it's guaranteed so let them travel around] Now we said it once and we said it twice Now we'll prove it to you that we're better than nice [Verse 2: Lil Rodney C + Jazzy Jeff] Well... let's go to work, let's go to work Let's go to go to go to go to go to go to work Now when I say your name and I talk about your game And I tell everybody how you got your fame And when it's time to say oh yeah Boogie to the rhythm like you just don't care If you come to a party four boys turn out You be prepared for DJ Breakout When you come on back you wanna do it again You be prepared for DJ Baron If you come to our party to hear quality You be prepared for the five MC's If you come to our party to hear clientele You be prepared for K and Rockwell If you come to our party to hear history You be prepared 'cause I'm Lil Rodney C If you come to our party 'cause you wanna be shocked You be prepared for the girl Sha Rock If you come to our party to feel relief You be prepared for my mellow Keith Keith If you come to our party to hear the best You be prepared 'cause he's Jazzy Jeff If you come to our party to move your feet You be prepared for my mellow Jazzy D Now when come to our party and you don't wanna go You blame it all, you just blame it all I said you blame it all on the Brothers Disco See we got a little story we want you to know Check it out, everybody this is how we go Say tic-tac-toe, we're all the go We're a four sure shot of a disco show We're the sure shot hit, of a four sure shot So come on young ladies, use what you got 'Cause we're five MC's that rock jazzy And there is the no one else who can't compete 'Cause when we rap on the mic we take control We can turn out any party with the voices of gold 'Cause we're to hot to handle, to cold to hold Because MC stands for mic control And when it comes to that we are the best We can rock the north, south, the east, and west With the tower of the power can you understand And we can turn out any party with the mic in our hand Because we got it like that, can you do it like this Our names are on top of the MC list I say we advertise to mesmerize And we specialize to antagonize I say we qualify to neutralize We'll make other MC's apologize We got the personality to rock the young ladies The authority to rock you to your knees The convince-a-ty for all the youth to see We want you to know the identities Of the five MC's with the capabilities I mean the rock and the mic cause anxiety We want our name to be preached to every nationality We got styles and finesse we be the almighty MC's with ability To rock on and on and on And on and on and on You just dip, dive, and socialize Party to the rhymes of the four fly guys [Verse 3: Keith Keith] One-two, one-two, one-two, two A-two, a-two, a-two, two Just rockin', just rockin', just rockin' Rockin', rock, rock a rockin' Rockin' for the women So we make a little cut that'll make you move your butt And our bass'll blow you away And have the Funky 4 MC for the young ladies And we're sure enough here to stay And now you look us in the eyes then you get hypnotized Then throw us a little kiss And then we'll whisper on the mic something real polite And it goes a little something like this We're the funky four MC's With the hypnotize rhymes that rhyme Together, together 'Cause the rockin' don't stop when the times Those times are better, are better The other MC's that bite our lines In the past present future we'll leave them behind When will they ever learn the Funky Four MC's are one of a kind? Yeah, so dip, dive and recreate We're gonna rock this place at a marchin' pace Jump hop and just keep in step And check out the MC's got their rep We're the best darn group in the whole wide state And if you didn't hear us yet ya'll are too late We're the frisco, frisco, brothers disco Can't be beat 'cause we rock so sweet Can't be stopped 'cause we hit the top We're the voice on the planet I know you can't stand it To all the young ladies, don't take for granted We're the dogs through the time, won't make you mine With the rhyme, with the lines all mastermind I said the other MC's have the golden voice But we're the ones that you'd made ya' choice And all we wanna do is make you moist 'Cause we're not say yes, we're not say no But all you gotta know is that we rock the boat Now we're the Funky Four, we rock so well It's easy to see we have the most clientele We rock it slow, we rock it fast We make you rock until you feel the blast And don't you be enslaved by the people say That we're the whack 'Cause they're playing with ya head And that's a fact y'all, that's a fact y'all So rock, rock, you don't stop And keep on 'til we rock the sure shot [Verse 4: Keith Keith + K.K. Rockwell + Lil Rodney C + Jazzy Jeff] From a lemon to lime Lime, lime to a lemon From a lime to a lemon Lemon, lemon to a lime And he cuts the beat In half the time And not a fork, not a plate Not a cut is late He doesn't miss a cut That he suppose to make The Baron got cuts galore Breakout got cuts galore He said party people in the house We never gave a party that we didn't turn out We're the Funky Four we're here to attest We got rhymes galore you must confess We're the F-U-N-K don't forget the Y They're the master of the mixing We're the masters of the rhyme And you stand at the front And you get surprised We're the Funky Four and we're qualified 'Cause I'm K the Rock and I can't be stopped I'm Lil' Rodney C and I'm heading for the top And I'm Keith Keith to the sure shot beat Say I'm Jazzy Jeff, my rhymes are so sweet So everybody in the place Get to-to the rhythm and rock with the bass We're getting down just hanging around So party to the force of the Sasquatch sound It's like me and them and them and me The Funky Four MC's and everybody Get funky, get funky Get funky, funky, funk, funk a funky Funky, funky, funky And we said it And we meant it And we soul brothers Number 9 We tell it to you (one) more (time) Get funky, get funky Get funky, funky, funk, funk a funky Funky, funky, funky And we're the soul shocking, the body rocking The disco shaking, the earthquaking The king Al Capone's on the microphone The young ladies, they won't leave us alone K.K. Rockwell to the depths of hell And Rodney C making history Keith Keith to the funky beat Jazzy Jeff rock the east and west Sha Rock, don't stop Just turn on ya' mic when ya' ready to rock [Sha Rock] Because the sun won't shine, the rain won't stop But we got a style called funk rock Just get up out your chair, start to have some fun We're 2 DJ's, Funky Four + 1 To the people out there we want you to know We are the ones with the magical show We're 2 DJ's and 5 MC's 4 other fellas plus 1 is me We're here to please everybody out there Forget about your problems get em' out ya' hair Just get on the floor, don't you be shy You can do it too, just give it a try To the people out there we want the best Satisfaction guaranteed is what we possess We rock on the mic with the masterplan We do it for the girl, women, boy and man And most people go around just faking anyway We want you to hear what we say The things we say the things we do Is like running a race and it don't compute? There's a lot of competition to beat But we are the ones, they are the ones I am the ones with the most unique Everybody out there show what you know 'Cause I am the sign called Scorpio I'm not hard to please but I learned to want I know a lot about the do's But more about the don'ts I can cast a spell so that you can tell I'm one of a kind and I do it well I'm on, I'm on, the on, the on I can say I've been this way Since the day I was one 'Cause I'm on, I'm bad I'm here to say Sho' nuff' y'all I would give it a play 'Cause I'm 1 for the money 2 to blow your mind I'm all about killin' and just saving time My time is good Bum, what ya' show Again to the sign we call Scorpio I'm on, I'm on, I'm, oh-so on I get it on with Sagittarius and Capricorn So what ever ya sign may be her tonight Put your mind on me I can set it right K.K. don't stop And just get on the mic Just get on the mic Just get on the mic when ya' ready to rock [K.K. Rockwell] Check it out y'all, and ya don't stop Ah keep on to the sure shot Now I'm K.K. Rock because I can't be stopped I never met a girl that I couldn't rock I'm the everlasting, the mind up-lasting The man with the rock that can't be stopped They call me Kid the Rock cause I am so fly Young ladies out there you can't deny That I'm one of the best and I'll beat the rest And I told the less that they can hit the west You hear a MC with word on ya mind But never like mine cause mine are divine I'm def, cold so divine Like a little old body of water I reside Sweet, bad, cooling out Ah, while I rock for my man I call the Breakout I wanna cruising round the world in my yacht I wanna go to Hawaii where everything's hot Wanna go to the island where all the girls are Wanna boogie in Bronx 'til the break of dawn I wanna sail the seven seas, wanna do as I please I wanna have other girls like a deadly disease I wanna meet the president, shake his hand I wanna go through the states and preach through the land Wanna hear my name yelled from miles away While I'm sitting at home just collecting my pay I want my balls to be big, my pockets real fat Want everyone to know that's where am at I'm just that sweet, I'm real unique And I'm ready to rock to any funky beat I'm down by law with rhymes galore And that why I'm down with the Funky Four These four fly guy don't take no jive And they'll rock it to your feet 'Til you can't survive So Rodney C Don't stop Just get on ya' mic Just get on ya' mic Just get on ya' mic When ya ready to rock [Lil Rodney C] And I hear ya, and I hear ya And I hear ya MC K.K.​ We gonna rock to the beat till the break of day We gonna go all the way, K.K.​ Check it out y'all, ya don't stop Keep on to the sure shot I got the qualifications to rock the best There's no limitations to my finesse Got the modifications to alterate I won't bite the rhyme and I won't imitate Another MC when he's running down rhymes 'Cause half the time he's just running down mine But that's all right because I know someday I'll put him in check and take his rep away Because my name is know from land to land 'Cause I'm a super fly guy with the mic in my hand My name is known from sea to sea And when I'm on the mic I cause modern history I'm a mystic, magical man on the mic When I run down a rhyme it'll be a delight 'Cause I'm a mean machine, a master plan You see what I mean when there's a mic in my hand 'Cause I'm an inspiration all over the nation I let you know that I'm a disco sensation A, rock rock, y'all Now I can kick the live on as you folks know I can energize the sun to make things grow I can harmonize the beat to put you in a trance I can hypnotize your feet make you do a strange dance I can fantasize your dreams and make em' all come true I can magnetize a freak and make her rock with you I can terrorize the world in a jazzy way I can hospitalize with the words I say I'm slick, I'm bad, I'm powerful I'm the one and only, the original I'm Rodney C, I shock the house I'm Lil' Rodney C and I turn it out Keith Keith, don't stop Just get on ya' mic, just get on ya' mic Just get on ya' mic when ya' ready to rock [Keith Keith] An' I hear ya', an' I hear ya' An' I hear ya' MC Rodney C We gonna rock on the mic and make history With all the fly girls yelling, take me You go on and on and on and on Gon' rock the beat from day to dawn Gon' rock the beat 'til everybody's on Like a hot butter on a bag of popcorn Young ladies won't ya come along To my hip hop, shibby dibby dop Shibby dibby dop, ya' rock ya' don't stop Ya' rock the hip, then ya' rock the hop And then you rock to the beat and don't you dare stop Just rock y'all, you don't stop A keep on to the sure shot 'Cause I fit the name Keith and I said it 2 times I picked the long name and started a rhyme Up the ladder and onto the tree We're the Funky Four MC and my names Keith Keith Before I'm finished let me say this time That my names Keith and you can say it 2 times Keith Keith to the funky beat And now I was walking down the block all by myself I wore pants on my jock 'cause I didn't have a belt The pants I wore was so very nice I had money in the pocket with 3 red dice I saw this girl and she looked so fine I said I looked to what's on my mind I went over to talk for a while When I found out that she had a child I mind my business and moved away I went to a phone to call a OJ The OJ pulled up to the phone It was dark green with a light green tone Before I'm finished let me tell you straight That the car at the phone was a vicious 98 I got in and we went for a cruise We stopped at the liquor store to by some booze We jerked around and went 8 blocks back And I went in the cheeba house to by some black We got so drunk and we got so high That he hit his car and that ended the ride We didn't get hurt, nobody died So come on young ladies and ride, ride, ride In my Mercedes, young ladies If my Mercedes breaks down, because of 1 wheel I pick you up in my new Seville In my new Seville, I say do like that I pick you up in my Cadillac In my Cadillac I say do the same Then forget it, we go by train Jazzy Jeff, don't stop Just turn on ya' mic, just turn on ya' mic Just turn on ya' mic when ya ready to rock [Jazzy Jeff] Check it out y'all and you don't stop Keep on to the break of dawn Keep on-on to the beak of dawn I got a lot of potential, got a lot of class When I run out of rhymes, I can do it fast When I run out of rhymes, I can do it the best And if you don't know who I am, my name is Jazzy Jeff Because my voice is on, my styles on go I'm rapping on the mic for the thunderscope How there could never be another with more finesse I'm gonna say it like I mean it, I'm Jazzy Jeff Check it out y'all, ya' don't stop Keep on to the break of dawn It's a couple of people who we can't please But we're here to rock, shock all the MC's Who think there bad and think there good We're gonna rock the house like they wish they could So if ya' think ya' on and got a lot of finesse Baby step to the side Brother we are the best We're the Funky Four We're the new and improved Just take a step back We're coming through We're gonna do it right We're gonna put you in check There's no doubt about it we demand respect Don't be afraid, don't let ya heart stop Ask anybody they will tell you we rock 'Cause it's not about game, it's all about fun We came to rock the Funky Four plus One I'm the one MC that's who could it be The latest number one nominee Because I got a little rep And a dangerous style I'm above MC's I'm on top of the pile Because I rhyme all the time I mess with mine I make MC's wanna bite my rhyme I conceded myself as one of the best 'Cause I have in store the keys to finesse My rhymes are slick my rhymes are bad It's something other MC's never had 'Cause when I start to rock I just don't stop I said def def rhymes no MC can top I said Jeff rock the house I'm Jazzy Jeff and I'll turn it out y'all Sha Rock don't stop Just get on ya' mic Just get on ya' mic Just get on ya' mic When ya' ready to rock [Sha Rock] Well lets go to work, to the Go to work, you go, there go, just go, go, to go too Just work your body, work, work your body But make sure you don't jerk your body Then do it, and then do it And then, do it, do it, doo-doo, do it Say do that body to the funky side Come on everybody it's Patty Duke time Get up a get down to the funky sound Everybody out there come on and get down K.K. don't stop Just get on the mic Just get on the mic Just get on the mic When ya' ready to rock [K.K. Rockwell] Check it out y'all and don't stop Keep on to the sure shot You go on and on and on, on and on And on and on and on, on and on Uptown rock the house and Downtown rock the house and Eastside rock the house and Westside rock the house and Everybody rock the house and Funky Four rock the house and Plus 1 more rock the house and