The Phallic Menace

Lyrics

[Intro: Trials & Masta Ace (sampled)] Ooh, yeah, take a look at this one Yeah, that's mine, yeah, that's mine, I got that one Yeah, no no! Don't be scared! Where you going? "Scared of the dick" Hey, come back! Come here! "Scared of the dick" Fucking always scared of the dick "Scared of the dick" "Scared of the dick as if the shit's haunted" [Verse 1: Trials] What's up girl? I know you're scared of the dick I thank Allah each day that I was paired with a dick Checked into the doctors like "This don't look right" Overgrown pubes, my dood look like Suge Knight Doctor, doctor, what the fuck's happening? They came back with bigger butts than Kim Kardashian But it can't be So big when you piss you gotta shake more than Ali Mirror, mirror, is there a dick bigger? There was none, put a ring through it, call it Pierce Brosnan Passed out when the blood rushed to it Skeez suck the piece like they trying to get the nuts through it The P's enormous, somewhat gorgeous Blacksmith dick, a sword if it was balless It's got a mind of its own It would've forget me if I wasn't attached to it, I knew it [Hook: Trials] You're scared of the dick, no shit, me too It's big (it's big) it's large (what you going to do?) [Verse 2: Sesta] Just leave it alone No pressure if you need it to grow It's the blue chip dick, mean it stay big Too much drink mean it awesome Bring form in, fill 'em out, fill 'em up, fill 'em in Let 'em know that they f-ing with a Steven King ding-a-ling CSI get the trace But they drop the case 'cause they scared of the dick (As if the shit's haunted) Even the lord don't want none Creeping in the dark, swear he playing with a shotgun But believe nothings sawn-off As a kid, I could've swing it at minister to warn him off Keep it away, keep evil at bay with it Fucking up my Feng Shui to keeping off the rain with it You ain't gotta lie 'Cause I can see it in your face, quit complaining and say it [Hook: Trials] You're scared of the dick, no shit, me too It's big (it's big) it's large (what you going to do?) [Verse 3: Hons] Ain't no need to be scared of it Only looks that big 'cause I shaved all the hair off it Hard to pull like the sword in the stone But god damn I'm proud, I can call this my own When I posh wank with silk in a man-sized tissue It get angry and erupt like an active Mt Vesuvius [?] careful when you take me The circumcise circumference like a small tin of baked beans Blast off with a red rocket Start to count down from ten when you go to bob your head on it After ten beers, this bastard gets lazy This ain't how I brought him up, this ain't how I raised him The piece leaves you a bit shook Fascinated by the hairy anomaly like Bigfoot Look, relax, chill Just wait 'til I get the camera out, he gains ten pounds on film [Hook: Trials] You're scared of the dick, no shit, me too It's big (it's big) it's large (what you going to do?) [Outro: Trials] Oh, what the fuck was that? I don't know man, it looked like a massive dick Fucking hell! Scared the shit out of me!