1UP (Video Games Part II)

Lyrics

[Verse 1: Hons] Yo, save the princess, save the world Spent my teens in front screens instead of chasing girls Way too busy jumping barrels on computers Clocking Robocop 2, you can call me Duke Nukem (Come get some!) That's a link to my past The pitfall of my life but always driven by heart If we being honest man then my favourite game would have to be Wonderboy in Monsterland, played it till controllers jam Mario and Duckhunt, original split screen Both on one cartridge it was hard to keep that shit clean Always had Megadrive, guess I was arrogant Big Head mode on the Jam when I was slamming it The era golden like the axe was Spoiled as a kid man I had the whole catalogue I was born to play, never was I bored a day Dust off the Commodore and load up California Games [Verse 2: Phatty Phew] Yeah, I'ma fuck you up, pistol sideways and duck hunting I'm here to kick arse and chew bubblegum (And I'm all outta gum) Power battle double jump, Mortal Kombat uppercut Scorpion hold, block and press up, up Hard from Lara Croft (babetality) Learned everything I knew from Leisure Suit Larry Was in the game more than EA is Still wondering where the fuck Carmen in San Diego is VGA 286 (believe) NBA Jam with sticky tape on a Queen's head Yeah I love GTA 5 dude But I'm still doing kill frenzies in a bird's eye view On the main menu (Yeah?) Press square, triangle, circle, x, x, circle, triangle, square (toasted) I feel old is better Call it retro, we call it the golden era [Hook: Sesta] And I don't really know how to feel If I should be impressed with this world or the graphics are real Maybe I should leave it alone, get outta home But no they got games on my mobile phone So (Game over) When I'm down give me 1UP (Game over) When I'm down give me 1UP (Game over) When I'm down give me 1UP (I dreamt I was stuck in this game of rap music) [Verse 3: Sesta] Can't fight, played Shinobi, thought it taught me to swing Till I bumped into a stranger and lost all of my rings If you wanted to multi-play it with me you're staying over Couldn't save but when I was dead that mean game is over Though it kept me sober, my social life was easy 'Cause when I was alone that mean nobody could beat me Didn't need connections, don't worry if I'm laggin' Bumbag a twenties and coming for Double Dragon Never lost a controller because they wired But then again I never passed school 'cause I was tired Bitch please, I'm playing Civ 3 Road Rashing and crashing it on the split screen Corpse looter, don't like the shooter The view is much better on computer So don't complicate it, reality been overrated I'm just kinda glad that I made it [Verse 4: K21] I rose from my coffin to start roastin' your squadron Postin' your losses and then I'm ghosts to your goblins Adrian's an alien who's canin' 'em and tamin' 'em Freddy, Jason, or Damian when I step on the stage again Don't wait for an invitation I'll rock it like I'm raptor Haxor with a hacksaw, hackin' into an actor Who's bigger headed than NBA Jam and I tore the backboard Keep a couple rumble packs stored up in my stash draw Use my lawn mower like I'm playin' Dead Rising To shred a competitor left 'em redder than M. Bison Cognac sipper slash bomb rapper spitter With the pen I murder ink like I'm a contract killer The Single Minded Civil' now I'm part of the baddest army Kill everyone on the track then off myself, kamikaze Own a pro acting smarmy like behave yourself Put a dollar in your arse 'cause you played yourself [Hook: Sesta] And I don't really know how to feel If I should be impressed with this world or the graphics are real Maybe I should leave it alone, get outta home But no they got games on my mobile phone So (Game over) When I'm down give me 1UP (Game over) When I'm down give me 1UP (Game over) When I'm down give me 1UP ("I dreamt I was stuck in this game" "Game over") [Verse 5: Trials] (Hadouken!) Yep! Hit 'em with that Shin Shorhyken Where I stay, havin' a baby is the new gen The next gen intrusive (hello!) should've read books (you should) Saw this woman in labor and when I said push Out the pipes like a water pour device Leaving the Vault 101 walkin' towards the light With a Stimpak for the stats, bottle caps for the cash Then I open up the VATS for the rats Bioshock dead body in Blacka's Fanta pants You must defeat Sheng Long to even stand a chance T's playing RPGs looking for something Even offline I find somebody pushing my buttons And it's over, Soldier of Fortune of poor tunes, gold edition Need for Speed in the pole position Golden Gun against that loaded PP7 Till I pulled out my (yeah!) then revealed a secret weapon [Turntablism: ADFU] "I dreamt I was stuck in this game" "Game over" "I dreamt I was stuck in this game" "Game over" "I dreamt I was stuck in this game" "Game over" "I dreamt I was stuck in this game called rap music" "So, if you're playin' them games, you best be careful" "Did you ever lay down? [?]" "It's game over" "Aw yeah" "You best be careful" "I dreamt I was stuck in this game called rap music" "It's game over" "So, if you're playin' them games, you best be careful" "And y'all know the game" "Aw yeah" "Did you ever lay down? [?]" "It's game over" "I doubt that" "I dreamt I was stuck in this game called rap music"