The He Man Woman Haters Club

Lyrics

[Verse 1] It's so hard meeting girls I respect In all these awful places I'm never home for more than a week The only people I see are either Down on their luck Drunken girls at the pub Or the skanky almost hooker types that dance at the club Why did I get dressed up to Walk around saying "What the fuck? What the fuck?" [Chorus] At the end of the day, whoa, whoa It matters more what you do than what you say, say I wish I knew some girls That aspired to be more than famous whores As long as I'm on tour I'll boldly go where every man has been before [Verse 2] A blonde in a short skirt no bra and a thong, whoa She can be fun to make eyes at Not bring home to your mom I want a girl that can talk I want a girl that can think Not someone I'm ashamed of every time that they speak I want a girl that takes pride In the strength of her mind And even more so if the sentiment can be justified [Chorus] At the end of the day, whoa, whoa It matters more what you do than what you say, say I wish I knew some girls That aspired to be more than famous whores As long as I'm on tour I'll boldly go where every man has been before [Outro] I wish I knew some girls (I wish I knew some girls) That aspired to be more than famous whores As long as I'm on tour It's any port in the storm