Ayia Napa Story

Lyrics

[Intro: Frisco] "Yo, yo, Big Fris" And everyone keeps on asking me "what happened in Napa bruv man, ahh I heard you man were in dramas over there what happened? I was hearing all sorts bruv I'm hearing it weren't looking good!" Well you know what I'm just gonna lay it down now innit and let you know what really happened Yeah it weren't good man, it weren't good man, trust me If you ever go abroad, just know yourself [Verse 1: Frisco] Everybody keeps asking, "what happened in Napa?" So I'm gonna break down what happened in Naps I'mma draw the picture but not with a pencil It was me, Skeps, Jaybo and Denzel Jamie and Maximum Who was in Club Ice and the vibes were nice We had bags of 'em Bottles of Sambuca and Henny Came through smacked up the dance on a livvy Now I'm outside baffed'cus I can't find Skeppy And one prick's on his quad Riding up and down in front of gash showing off Going on big like his name was Boss Nearly hit my bike so I told him to mind out That's when I got to find out This guy must be mad and he thinks that he's bad He started to get hype and wile out [Bridge 1: Skepta, [?]] Oi Skepta man I swear Frisco's trying to move to that guy man What that little, that bal'head yute, oi bruv he's an eediat bruv Oi can we stamp him out man, fuck the long ting blud man Nah man he's an eediat don't watch that I ain't fighting him bruv He's got a little chaps though, I-I will take dat blud [Verse 2: Frisco] So I parked up the ped Analyse the situation and get things clear in my head I don't wanna see nobodies blood shed But my man deserves a tump in his head So I'm like, "Rudeboy look, hear what I'm saying I ain't here for the war but mind what you're saying" Then he said, "Rudeboy I don't care what you're saying I'm here, I ain't going nowhere I'm staying" "So you're a bad boy, alright then" "Blud I don't care where you're from, I don't care what you're on where I come from, I'll tump up man and I'm gone" Told him to suck out his mum no long Then from behind he tried to take a cheap shot, blaow! Hurry up, hid with the big shot Now it's all long 'cause your nose is broken Soaked in blood with your face all open [Bridge 2: Frisco, Skepta] See? That's what happens blud Suck your mum Oi blud come we get out of here (fucking pussy), oi Skepta get off him now, get off him Oi he's got chaps, I'm taking his chaps, nah fuck that, fuck that Oi it's bait blud, let's breeze it's long, let's get out of here man [Verse 3: Skepta] Should've got a couple slaps I dunno what made me take his chaps Next time I'll drink a soft drink instead 'Cause the Hennessy and Sambuca go straight to my head I went jail, thought I was dead Cockroaches walking on my bed I was paying for a parked off ped Boy better know I'm lucky to get bail I was looking at a 3 year sentence in jail 24 hour banger, never got mail I was munching tuna, cucumber and tomato Mi nuh ramp, mi nuh cater like Desperado Big up Saskilla and Boya Hold tight Frisco's lawyer We can't go jail, we're the kings of grime That's how it's gonna be for a very long time 'Cause we go to the rave, get a rewind And the second line never sounded like the first line Nasa! [Bridge 3: Frisco] Trust me And now it's long cah Man gets shift the next day you get me Now man's in jail like On robbery and GBH charges it's mad like One minute, man's riding up and down on peds, living it large Now I'm in jail bruv And you know what the worst ting is? Guess who I buck up in there bruv Ahh it's mad Oi Trim man what happened man Ahh fuck [Verse 4: Trim] Yo let me tell you the lowdown again See Flowdan and dem? I'm on a different program to dem So when Marcus is shouting "Roll Deep smokes peng" I'm on a ting where I'm shouting suck your mum times 10 Yeah, suck your mum times 10 If girls love N.A.S.T.Y, they have to love Trim and Johnny Skeng But anyway, we're in Ayia Napa Greece And Marcus' baby mum is from the ends Their crews dead out we're not friends We ain't even [?] AB's already put Marcus in a headlock Tried to pop his eye out of his head And I'm hearing Fris, Jaybo and Skepta are in pen Rico lost some P's in the airport so he ain't on this ting again And then there was 6, plus Rico's friend And I say Rico's friend 'cause if Kerry was on the back of Rico's ped instead of Scratchy's He might not have looked into thin air when it was time to back it Now I got man at my door chatting shit Like Scratchy been stabbed and we don't know where he is So I'm like [?], let's try and find Scratch and this Marcus prick But we went down to that side, guess who I see? Who? His missus Who was targeting Danny Weed Before I could speak I'm hearing "we're trying to sort it, keep him away from me" I'm like, where's Scratchy D? [Outro: Trim, Frisco] Actually don't even answer Listen Bare things are gonna on right now It's..it's still last night as well Everyone's drunk, it's a hype Everyone's outside the hotel It's a bagga noise There's an audience I just got caught up in it, quickly Ahhh she was in my face for ages, I...couldn't hold back no longer But yeah man, they got me chiffed Marcus and his missus, they got me arrested My passport got took off of me because of them Fucking cunt I'll catch you, watch Pussy Suck something But yeah Man not in Ayia Napa now whilst everyone's going home 10 weeks down the line I'm still trying to get my passport back Charges were...punched...girl in the face That's all I could understand more time "You hit girl" She's from the ends, she speaks Greek, so I got chiffed Me and Frisc Ah fam, long ting Trust me It's long fam Alright this ain't the place to be man, trust me When you go on holiday you need to know yourself though trust me, you do You get me like, liqueur will go to your head and make you do some stuff but, you get me Just hold it down man cah, you will end up, in the bin You get me? So now man go court, you get me? Man catch a squeeze, man get a fine, you get me? Man's outta there now bruv And man don't wanna go through it again fam so You have to learn your lessons you get me Big up Skepta big up J World big up Trim You get me? Yeah man, 2006 Ayia Napa stylie