Theme from the Film of the Same Name

Lyrics

(Director, spoken: "Ok, 4 seconds. Are you ready? OK. Take it":) The film's at an end, the camera pulls back Starting to rain . . Nobody saw it, nobody's sure but Someone's to blame . . The street is as gray as the faces of the crowd The hero is the one on the floor . . The officer is saying "will you please stand back!" The crowd calls out for more . . There's a note in his hand, the ink begins to run 4 words are all it takes to say: "Dear Anyone, I'm Eddie! Eddie!" Skip and turn, 1-2-3 No-one heard of Eddie but mummy loves me Hey-hi & dote-see-doh Eddie's not at home but nobody knows The note in his hand, ink washes away; 4 words escape into the gutter, with the rain . . (Director, spoken: "4 seconds. Ready? go on then ...":) Say "Cut!" And up jumps Eddie Crowd begins to cheer Cameraman looks tired, Director looks pleased He's got a winner here Turn off the lights, end another day At the back of the crowd, a shadow walks away Hey, Eddie!? (Director: OK thank you, everybody, that's it for now. Good night, rest up alright? 4-S? yes, thank you)