Bucket Bong

Lyrics

[Intro] The band has stopped, the night is young This bar is closed, but there'll be more to come She whispered softly, "I don't wanna be alone Can me and all my friends come back for cones?" [Verse 1] I called ahead, I felt so cheap Just to make sure my grandma's sound asleep I shoulda noticed that her look was kinda smug She only wants me 'cause I've got the drugs [Verse 2] My mouth was dry, my knees were weak She held my hand when we walked down the street I didn't give a shit she got my first name wrong [Refrain] She only wants me for my Bucket Bong She only wants me for my Bucket Bong [Guitar Solo] [Bridge] Now we're at home, I'm feeling scared 'Cause there's no bucket, sink, or vessel anywhere Now if she wants a bucket, I'll have the last laugh She'll hafta have it with me in the bath She'll hafta have it with me in the bath [Outro] She only wants me 'cause I got the drugs