60, Beautiful & Mine

Lyrics

Well she's a fast damn woman, she's a lovin' machine And she's been around the block if you know what i mean Spent the last 40 years just scopin' the scene And now she knows it's time To find someone to share the rest of her days Before the grim reaper come's and lays her to waste And i know i'm first inline because She's 60 and she's beautiful and she's mine! Well i was sick of the girls and i was sick of the game And i know Alzheimer's is a goddamn shame But i still think it's cute when she forgets her name And tries to remember mine And as the years go by and the loving grows Like the hairs on her chin or the warts on her toes The best years may be behind her but still... She's 75, she's beautiful and she's mine! And I don't care what people say We're gonna do it our own way Even if it hurts a bit and takes a little time Baby, she still knows how to please Even with her breasts down to her knees She's 90 and she's beautiful and she's mine I saw it in her face it was the end of the line I took her false teeth out and kissed her one last time Remember that she'll always be mine and that i'll always care Well I believe that death isn't really the end Even though she not moving i can still pretend But now i know that she'll always be there Cos i gaffer taped her to the rocking chair Now I don't care what people say We're gonna do it our own way Even if the corpsy smell can put me off sometimes My baby's always there for me Frozen for eternity She's 60 and she's beautiful As a lover none more suitable She's 60 and she's beautiful and she's mine!!!