Nothingbender (Sokka Rap)

Lyrics

Intro Alright, listen up kids Lemme tell you about- Lemme tell you about the greatest Nothingbender who ever lived Chorus Who's the man with the plan of attack Waving banners, never stammering or standing in back Man I'll leave a whole nation looking panicked and wack When I'm slamming through the canon with a can of whoop-ass I said, who's the man who's inhabiting ports Digging through the water while I'm cracking savvy retorts Never mind I got a whole Avatar to transport There's a lot more to Sokka, but I'm keeping it short Verse 1 What's up, Sokkalites, welcome to the main event Probably already know me 'cuz I got the skills to pay the rent I'm something of a Prince, kneel, turkey, I locate a scent Missing seal jerky? I know where the guy who ate it went (Uh) Never on the bench, I'm utility and innovation Call me silly while I dress to kill and I invade your nation I'm boomeranging back around on any clown to do his face in View me as a fugitive, it's you I'm chasing So, family, family, family, family, keep it in place Even when your girl leaves because she needed some space No time for grieving, I gotta keep my team on a pace Pay no attention when the tears appear to stream on my face I got a lot of problems and I gotta solve 'em if I can Sozin's Comet is upon us, looking ominous and grand All the worry doesn't leave a lot of time on the hands But I'm falling for this warrior I'm kind of a fan Chorus Who's the man with the plan of attack Waving banners, never stammering or standing in back Man I'll leave a whole nation looking panicked and wack When I'm slamming through the canon with a can of whoop-ass I said, who's the man who's inhabiting ports Digging through the water while I'm cracking savvy retorts Never mind I got a whole Avatar to transport There's a lot more to Sokka, but I'm keeping it short Verse 2 Well, it's the danger with the swell romance Makes me get fancy, you can already tell in advance Dirigibles wanna tango, I'm the Belle of the dance Suki's on my wing, so I've got a helluva chance Bending ain't a friend to me, got different gifts Strategizing on the enemy, upending them swift All while I'm keeping hopes high, you know I'm quick with the wits Yeah I can be the joke guy, I'm always giving 'em fits (Well) Find any bender who's sending 'em better or Keeping 'em fedder than Sokka does Keeping 'em all from falling solemn Stay on the ball like soccer does Never forgetting I'm eating well Sending the meat through my esophagus I'm scheming and beating the enemy And preventing the apocalups Apocalups? I meant apocalypse A cataclysm swallowing all of us like Appa's lips Looking awful lit, but we'll stop it 'fore the comet hit Fire nation wanna battle? Water Tribe? Dominant Chorus Who's the man with the plan of attack Waving banners, never stammering or standing in back Man I'll leave a whole nation looking panicked and wack When I'm slamming through the canon with a can of whoop-ass I said, who's the man who's inhabiting ports Digging through the water while I'm cracking savvy retorts Never mind I got a whole Avatar to transport There's a lot more to Sokka, but I'm keeping it short (One more time) Who's the man with the plan of attack Waving banners, never stammering or standing in back (Who could it be?) Man I'll leave a whole nation looking panicked and wack When I'm slamming through the canon with a can of whoop-ass (Don't say I didn't warn ya) I said, who's the man who's inhabiting ports Digging through the water while I'm cracking savvy retorts (Man, who?) Never mind I got a whole Avatar to transport There's a lot more to Sokka, but I'm keeping it short Outro Yeah, respect the man With a plan And a grand design To hold the line Be just fine Water Tribe