Bewitched, Bothered and Bewildered

Lyrics

[Intro] After one whole quart of brandy Like a daisy I awake With no Bromo-Seltzer handy I don't even shake Men are not a new sensation I've done pretty well, I think But this half-pint imitation Put me on the blink [Verse 1] I'm wild again Beguiled again A simpering, whimpering child again Bewitched, bothered and bewildered am I [Verse 2] Couldn't sleep And wouldn't sleep Until I could sleep where I shouldn't sleep Bewitched, bothered and bewildered am I [Bridge] Lost my heart but what of it? My mistake, I agree Hе's a laugh, but I love it Because thе laugh's on me [Verse 3] A pill he is But still he is All mine and I'll keep him until he is Bewitched, bothered and bewildered like me [Verse 4] Seen a lot I mean a lot But now I'm like sweet seventeen a lot Bewitched, bothered and bewildered am I [Verse 5] I'll sing to him Each spring to him And worship the trousers that cling to him Bewitched, bothered and bewildered am I [Bridge] When he talks he is seeking Words to get off his chest Horizontally speaking He's at his very best [Verse 6] I'm vexed again Perplexed again Thank God I can be oversexed again Bewitched, bothered and bewildered am I [Verse 7] Sweet again Petite again And on my proverbial seat again Bewitched, bothered and bewildered am I [Verse 8] What am I? Half shot am I To think that he loves me, so hot am I Bewitched, bothered and bewildered am I [Bridge] Though at first we said, "No, sir" Now we're two little dears You might say we are closer Than Roebuck is to Sears [Verse 9] He's kept enough He's slept enough And yet, where it counts, he's adept enough Bewitched, bothered and bewildered am I