Lyrics

[Verse 1] Back when I was a kid, I knew something was wrong Folks said I was bit too thin and my neck was too long My dad tried to sell me to the circus one day But the manager said I'd just drive all the people away So as I grew up, I stayed inside Reading and munching grit, and I was satisfied But I was always bothered every time i went out By a geek-stomping, stick-chomping, cephalus lout Well, he looked like a zeppelin, a real bag o' gas With a big fat belly and a big fat head A globular, given lumbering about A repugnant, cephalus lout [Chorus] A cephalus lout, roaming the street Stomping on the heads of all the geeks you meet You filled all us geeks with rage and hate And someday we're gonna retaliate [Verse 2] My brother got killed, when you sneezed his way And then my sister you used for toothpick one day Then you poisoned the lake with my cousin Dave They were all so young to be sent to the grave And then you tried to kill me with a 10,000 volt wire But fortunately, the only thing that happened was my socks caught on fire But now I'm okay, and I helped in the creation Of the "Anti-Fred Blassie Geeks Association" [Chorus] A cephalus lout, roaming the street Stomping on the heads of all the geeks you meet You filled all us geeks with rage and hate And someday we're gonna retaliate [Verse 3] You see, uh... our plan is to keep this song on the Top 10 for weeks 'Cause we can always count on the votes of the geeks, of course We're all united and, and this is our intention To make you die from terminal indigestion [Chorus] A cephalus lout, roaming the street Stomping on the heads of all the geeks you meet You filled all us geeks with rage and hate And someday we're gonna retaliate