Let’s Call the Whole Thing Off

Lyrics

[LINDA, spoken] How much longer do we have to stay out here? [PETER, spoken] All the reporters will probably leave by dark I guess it would look kind of funny if we Denied the marriage now, wouldn't it? [LINDA, spoken] I don't know what to do [PETER, spoken] I don't eyether [LINDA, spoken] The word is eether [PETER, spoken] Alright, the word is eether No use squabbling That will get nyther of us anyplace [LINDA, spoken] The word is neether [PETER] Things have come to a pretty pass Our romance is growing flat 'Cause you like this and the other While I go for this and that Goodness knows what the end will be Oh, I don't know where I'm at It's plain to see we two will never make one Something must be done You say eether and I say eyether You say neether, I say nyther Eether, eyether, neether, nyther Let's call the whole thing off You like potato and I like po-tah-to You like tomato and I like to-mah-to Potato, po-tah-to, tomato, to-mah-to Oh, let's call the whole thing off But oh, if we call the whole thing off Then we must part And oh, if we ever part Then that might break my heart So, if you like pajamas and I like pa-jah-mas I'll wear pajamas and give up pa-jah-mas For we know we Need each other, so we Better call the calling off off Oh, let's call the whole thing off! [LINDA] You say laughter and I say lawfter You say after and I say awfter Laughter, lawfter, after, awfter Let's call the whole thing off You like Havana and I like Ha-vahn-ah You eat banana and I eat ba-nahn-ah Havana, Ha-vahn-ah, banana, ba-nahn-ah Let's call the whole thing off But oh, if we call the whole thing off Then we must part And oh, if we ever part Then that might break my heart So, if you like oysters and I like ersters I'll take oysters and give up ersters For we know we Need each other, so we Better call the calling off off Let's call the whole thing off! [Dance.]