Samurai

Lyrics

[Verse 1] She's got a photographic memory Remembers everything I ever said And she don't hesitate to remind me Whenever she feels like it She's a wordsmith and an acrobat Judge Judy on a yoga mat And rhyme or reason don't stand a chance In an argument [Chorus] She's a samurai with a glass of wine Chopping it up with me and the guys She's a gangster and a ride or die In a messy bun No one could ever disagree She's perfect for me [Verse 2] Her еye gets lazy when shе catches a buzz And she laughs it off when I poke fun And gives it right back when I do something dumb Which happens often She's shoots me a look when I say a bad word Acts surprised and clenches her pearls But in the same breath, we talk a whole lotta mess About what some tramp was wearing [Chorus] She's a samurai with a glass of wine Chopping it up with me and the guys She's a gangster and a ride or die In a messy bun No one could ever disagree She's perfect for me [Bridge] Oh my heaven What an impression you left on me When I saw you standing there I told my best friend she looks like Debbie Gibson With watercoloured hair And I want to shake her love Shake your love I just can't shake your love Shake your love I just can't shake your love [Verse 3] She mastered the art of comfortable silence She pushes the limits of culinary science The fried chicken is always dry But I pretend to love it She's the secret service in Lululemon's SEAL Team Six hunting for villains She got my back and is ready and willing To take all comers [Chorus] She's a samurai with a glass of wine Chopping it up with me and the guys She's a gangster and a ride or die In a messy bun No one could ever disagree She's perfect for me [Bridge] Oh my heaven What an impression you left on me When I saw you standing there Told my best friend she looks like Debbie Gibson With watercoloured hair And I want to shake her love Shake your love I just can't shake your love Shake your love I just can't shake your love Shake your love I just can't shake your love Shake your love I just can't shake your love