Save a Piece for Me

Lyrics

[Verse 1] Sell him the whole territory and all of the maps Tell him your whole sordid story with a few tactful gaps Feed him your banquet of glory, but if he leaves some scraps [Refrain] Honey, perhaps you could save a piece for me [Verse 2] Show him your fusion reactor, lift up your band Throw him a ride on your tractor for a quick farmer's tan You can still be the sole benefactor of my charity plan [Refrain] Do what you can, and try to save a piece for me [Bridge] You've made your big decision You say you're honor-bound But I've got a strong suspicion That there's a lot to go around [Solo] [Verse 3] Give him that kiss that I'm craving, I can adjust Give him your best misbehaving, your joy, and your lust Leave me a sliver, a shaving, a crumb, or a crust [Refrain] Keep what you must, but darling, save a piece for me Can I take it on trust, can you, well, save a piece for me?