Take Off

Lyrics

[Skit 1: Bob McKenzie, Doug McKenzie & Geddy Lee] Okay, uh, be real nice to him, eh Okay, eh Okay, this is, uh, the hit single section of our album Good day Good day Uh, Geddy Lee is here from Rush Hi, Geddy, I'm Bob McKenzie, this is my brother Doug How's it going, Geddy? Oh, it's going pretty good Good day, eh Good day Thanks for coming down to do our hit Well, it's my pleasure, eh Did, did our lawyer call you? Yeah, um, I, you know, ten bucks is ten bucks Uh, we were, uh, I hope you don't mind but There's a photographer that's gonna be taking pictures of us together To prove that you were here doing, uh, the record Yeah, in case people don't believe us How come he's not wearing a toque? Oh, he's not from the Great White North [Skit 2: Bob McKenzie, Doug McKenzie & Geddy Lee] Okay, so if you'd like to, uh, put on a toque and some headphones We can do the hit single now, okay? Sure, that'd be great [Skit 3: Bob McKenzie, Doug McKenzie & Geddy Lee] Do you have the lyric sheet? Oh, yeah Okay I memorized them Oh, great, beauty How did, how did you do that so fast? I'm a professional, eh Oh [Skit 4: Bob McKenzie, Doug McKenzie & Geddy Lee] We'll just sit over here Like, while you're singing, eh Okay, eh All right Thanks, guys Good luck, eh Okay Okay, okay [Skit 5: Bob McKenzie & Doug McKenzie] This is where the DJ talks Don't say anything Okay, eh [Interlude: Bob McKenzie & Doug McKenzie] Coo, loo, coo, coo, coo, coo, coo, coo! Ah, beauty, go Coo, loo, coo, coo, coo, coo, coo, coo! [Skit 6: Bob McKenzie & Doug McKenzie] Okay, good day, welcome to our single I'm Bob McKenzie and this is my brother Doug How's it going, eh [Skit 7: Bob McKenzie & Doug McKenzie] Beauty, eh Yeah, I like that Okay Okay Okay, everyone This record was my idea Get out It was You're lying He, Hosehead here just sort of rid on my coattails Why are you doing this? It was our idea together Yeah, okay Yeah, okay We agreed to say that, but Aw, take off [Chorus: Geddy Lee] Take off to the Great White North Take off, it's a beauty way to go Take off to the Great White North [Skit 8: Bob McKenzie & Doug McKenzie] Decent singing, eh Yeah Yeah, he's good Okay, so, good day Our topic today is music That's right, like 'Cause my brother and I are now experts in the field, eh Yeah, right, 'cause we're a band now Uh, yeah, so Except for him, I'm a band Aw, how can you do that? You're making me look bad You're such a Hosehead Yeah, well, take off [Chorus: Geddy Lee] Take off to the Great White North Take off, it's a beauty way to go Take off to the Great White North [Skit 9: Bob McKenzie & Doug McKenzie] Hey, Hosehead Yeah, what Yeah, listen to this that's coming You know what it is What It's a drum solo [Interlude: Drum solo] [Skit 10: Bob McKenzie & Doug McKenzie] Okay, everyone Like, this is me on the drums Oh, get out, it is not You're lying It is so Stop lying, will ya Take off, eh Aw [Chorus: Geddy Lee] Take off to the Great White North Take off, it's a beauty way to go Take off to the Great White North Take off, it's a beauty way to go Take off [Interlude/Skit 11: Bob McKenzie, Doug McKenzie & Geddy Lee] Coo, loo, coo, coo, coo, coo, coo, coo! Beauty, eh Like magic, eh Coo, loo, coo, coo, coo, coo, coo, coo! It's coming in Well, that's like It's like it was sung by angels Coo, loo, coo, coo, coo, coo, coo, coo! Hey, Hosehead Yeah, what Coo, loo, coo, coo, coo, coo, coo, coo! Guess what What It's over Take off, it can't be Coo, loo, coo, coo, coo, coo, coo, coo! It is, yeah Because hit records are short Coo, loo, coo, coo, coo, coo, coo, coo! No way Yeah, they're not that long Okay, so that's our topic for today Coo, loo, coo, coo, coo, coo, coo, coo! So good day Good day Coo, loo, coo, coo, coo, coo, coo, coo! [Interlude/Skit 12: Bob McKenzie, Doug McKenzie & Geddy Lee] Hey, you guys What Take off Hey, no, hey, don't go Coo, loo, coo, coo, coo, coo, coo, coo! No, come back, eh Coo, loo, coo, coo, coo, coo, coo, coo! Look what you did Everybody's going 'cause of you Come back, I won't let him do it again Coo, loo, coo, coo, coo, coo, coo, coo! Yeah, my fault Yeah, your fault You're such a hoser Coo, loo, coo, coo, coo, coo, coo, coo! There's no way I'll ever do another record with you, hoser Coo, loo, coo, coo, coo, coo, coo, coo! Okay, that's fine, I'll do a solo album Fine, and you'll be looking for me Coo, loo, coo, coo, coo, coo, coo, coo! I will not On another label Now everybody's gone Good day Good day [Skit 13: Bob McKenzie, Doug McKenzie & Geddy Lee] So, like, take off to the Great White North Beauty Take off, it's a beauty way to go Jeez Take off, you hosers [Skit 14: Bob McKenzie, Doug McKenzie & Geddy Lee] Hey, Geddy, we'd like to thank you for coming on, uh, the album And singing on the hit single Well, it was my pleasure, eh Like, I wish you guys, like, lots of success and everything Beauty Thanks a lot, eh, that's great Oh, you're welcome Okay Like, if we do another one, maybe, uh, you could do it? Well, slow down, eh Okay, one at a time, right? Okay Don't push the guy, eh Yeah, okay, okay, sorry But, you know, like, thanks for this one Thank you and... No sweat Yeah, good day Good day, eh Good day