Lyrics

[Verse 1] I might be movin' to Montana soon Just to raise me up a crop of dental floss Raisin' it up, waxin' it down In a little white box that I can sell uptown By myself, I wouldn't have no boss But I'd be raisin' my lonely dental floss [Refrain] Raisin' my lonely dental floss [Verse 2] Well I just might grow me some bees But I'd leave the sweet stuff to somebody else But then on the other hand I would Keep the wax and melt it down Pluck some floss and swish it around I'd have me a crop, and it'd be on top That's why I'm movin' to Montana [Chorus] Movin' to Montana soon gonna be a dental floss tycoon, yes I am Movin' to Montana soon, gonna be a mennil-toss flykune [Instrumental Break 1:53 - 3:22] [Guitar Solo] [Bridge] I'm pluckin' the ol' dental floss that's growin' on the prairie Pluckin' the floss! I plucked all day and all night and all afternoon I'm ridin' a small tiny hoss, his name is Mighty Little He's a good hoss, even though He's a bit dinky to strap a big saddle or blanket on anyway He's a bit dinky to strap a big saddle or blanket on anyway Anyway [Bridge] I'm pluckin' the ol' dental floss Even if you think it is a little silly, folks I don't care if you think it's silly, folks I don't care if you think it's silly, folks [Verse 3] I'm gonna find me a horse just about this big An' ride him all along the border line With a pair of heavy-duty zircon-encrusted tweezers in my hand Every other wrangler would say I was mighty grand By myself, I wouldn't have no boss But I'd be raisin' my lonely dental floss [Refrain] Raisin' my lonely dental floss Raisin' my lonely dental floss [Verse 4] Well I might ride along the border With my tweezers gleamin' in the moon-lighty night And then I'd get a cuppa coffee and give my foot a push Just me and the pygmy pony over by the dental floss bush And then I might just jump back on And ride like a cowboy into the dawn to Montana [Outro] Movin' to Montana soon (Yippy-Ai-O-Ty-Ay) Movin' to Montana soon (Yippy-Ai-O-Ty-Ay) Movin' to Montana soon (Yippy-Ai-O-Ty-Ay) Movin' to Montana soon (Yippy-Ai-O-Ty-Ay) Movin' to Montana soon (Yippy-Ai-O-Ty-Ay) Movin' to Montana soon (Yippy-Ai-O-Ty-Ay) Movin' to Montana soon (Yippy-Ai-O-Ty-Ay) Movin' to Montana soon (Yippy-Ai-O-Ty-Ay) Movin' to Montana soon (Yippy-Ai-O-Ty-Ay) Movin' to Montana soon (Yippy-Ai-O-Ty-Ay) Movin' to Montana soon (Yippy-Ai-O-Ty-Ay) Movin' to Montana soon (Yippy-Ai-O-Ty-Ay)