Lyrics

[Verse 1] I couldn't say where she's comin' from But I just met a lady named Dinah-Moe Humm She strolled on over, said, "look here, bum I got a forty-dollar bill saying you can't make me cum You just can't do it" [Verse 2] She made a bet with her sister who's a little bit dumb She could prove it any time all men was scum I don't mind that she called me a bum But I knew right away she was really gonna cum So I got down to it [Verse 3] I whipped off her bloomers 'n stiffened my thumb And applied rotation on her sugar plum I poked 'n stroked till my wrist got numb But I still didn't hear no Dinah-Moe Humm Dinah-Moe Humm [Chorus] Dinah-Moe Humm, Dinah-Moe Humm Where's this Dinah-Moe comin' from I done spent three hours and I ain't got a crumb From the Dinah-Moe, Dinah-Moe, Dinah-Moe From the Dinah-Moe Humm [Bridge] Got a spot that gets me hot, ow! And you ain't been to it (No, no, no, no!) Got a spot that gets me hot, ow! And you ain't been to it (No, no, no!) Got a spot that gets me hot But you ain't been to it (No, no, no, no!) Got a spot that gets me hot But you ain't been to it (No!) [Hook] Cause I can't get into it unless I get out of it And I gotta get out of it before I get into it Cause I never get into it unless I get out of it And I gotta be out of it to get myself into it [Spoken Bridge 1] She looked over at me with a glazed eye And some bovine perspiration on her upper lip area And she said, "just get me wasted and you're half-way there Cause if my mind's tore up then my body don't care" I rubbed my chinny-chin-chin and said "My-my-my, what sort of thing might this lady get high upon?" I checked out her sister who was holdin' the bet And wondered what kind of trip the young lady was on The forty-dollar bill didn't matter no more When her sister got naked and laid on the floor She said, "Dinah-Moe might win the bet But she could use a little (ow) if I wasn't done yet" [Break] I told her, "just because the sun want a place in the sky No reason to assume I wouldn't give her a try" [Spoken Bridge 2] So I pulled on her hair got her legs in the air And asked if she had any cooties in there (Whaddya mean cooties! No cooties on me!) She was buns-up kneelin' (buns up!) I was wheelin' 'n dealin' (wheelin' and dealin' and ooh) She surrender to the feelin' (she sweetly surrendered) And she started in to squealin' Dinah-Moe watched from the edge of the bed With her lips just a-twitchin' and her face gone red Some drool rollin' down from the edge of her chin While she spied the condition her sister was in She quivered and quaked and clutched at herself While her sister made a joke about her mental health Till Dinah-Moe finally did give in But I told her all she really needed was some discipline [Spoken Bridge 3] Kiss my aura, Dora Mmm, it's real angora Would y'all like some more-a? Right here on the flora? And how 'bout you, Fauna? You wanna? Mmm sound like you're chokin' on somethin' (oh) Did you say you want some more? Well, here's some more [Instrumental Break ] (Oh, baby) [Spoken Bridge 4] Oh, sure look You think I could interest you In a pair of zircon-encrusted tweezers? (That's it, tweezers) Mmm, tweezers! Wait a minute, let me sterilize 'em, give me your lighter [Verse 4] I couldn't say where she's coming' from But I just met a lady named Dinah-Moe Humm She strolled on over, said, "look here, bum I got a forty-dollar bill saying you can't make me cum You just can't do it" [Verse 5] I whipped off her bloomers 'n stiffened my thumb And applied rotation on her sugar plum I poked 'n stroked till my wrist got numb And you know I heard some Dinah-Moe Humm Some Dinah-Moe Humm Dinah-Moe Humm, Dinah-Moe Humm Dinah-Moe, Dinah-Moe [Outro] Some Dinah-Moe and a little Dinah-Moe And some Dinah-Moe and some Dinah-Moe And some Dinah-Moe and a little Dinah-Moe And some Dinah-Moe and some Dinah-Moe And some Dinah-Moe and a Dinah-Moe again And Dinah-Moe and Dora too, lil' Dinah 'n Dora And Dinah-Moe, Kiss my aura, Dinah-Moe