Lyrics

[Verse 1: Frank Zappa] In the dark where all the fevers grow Under the water where the shark bubbles blow In the morning by your radio Do the walls close in to suffocate ya You ain't got no friends an' all the others: they hate ya Does the life you been leadin' gotta go, hmmm? Well, lemme straighten you out, about a place I know Get yer shoes and socks on people, it's right around the corner! [Bridge: Frank Zappa] Out through the night an' the whispering breezes To thе place where thеy keep The Imaginary Diseases Out through the night an' the whispering breezes To the place where they keep the Imaginary Diseases, mmm... This has to be the disease for you Now scientists call this disease, "Bromidrosis" But us regular folks who might wear tennis shoes Or an occasional python boot Know this exquisite little inconvenience By the name of: "Stink-Foot" [Verse 2: Frank Zappa] Y'know, my python boot is too tight I couldn't get it off last night A week went by, and now it's July I finally got it off And my girlfriend cry "You got stink-foot! Stink-foot, darlin' Your stink-foot puts a hurt on my nose! Stink-foot! Stink-foot! I ain't lyin' Can you rinse it off, d'you suppose?" Here Fido... Fido! C'mere little puppy, bring the slippers "Arf, arf, arf!" (Crash-crumble-bump-bump-bump) Heh heh heh... sick... [Guitar Solo] [Verse 3: Frank Zappa] Well then Fido got up off the floor an' he rolled over An' he looked me straight in the eye An' you know what he said? "Once upon a time, somebody say to me" (This is a dog talking now) "What is your Conceptual Continuity?" "Well, I told him right then" (Fido said) "It should be easy to see The crux of the biscuit is the Apostrophe" Well, you know the man who was talkin' to the dog Looked at the dog an' he said: (sort of staring in disbelief) "You can't say that!" He said: "It doesn't, and you can't! I won't, and it don't! IT hasn't, it isn't, it even ain't And it shouldn't It couldn't!" He told me "No no no!" I told him "Yes yes yes"! I said: "I do it all the time; Ain't this boogie a mess!" [Outro: George Duke] The poodle by-ee-ites The poodle chews it The poodle by-ee-ites The poodle chews it The poodle by-ee-ites The poodle chews it The poodle by-ee-ites The poodle chews it The poodle by-ee-ites (Poodle) The poodle chews it (Bites) The poodle by-ee-ites (Poodle) The poodle chews it (Bites) The poodle by-ee-ites (Poodle) The poodle chews it (Bites) The poodle by-ee-ites (Poodle) The poodle chews it (Bites) The poodle by-ee-ites (Poodle) The poodle chews it (Bites) The poodle by-ee-ites The poodle chews it The poodle by-ee-ites The poodle chews it The poodle by-ee-ites The poodle chews it