SEX

Lyrics

[Verse 1] What's the thing that they's talkin' about everywhere? (Sex!) When they wanna be suave and debonair (Sex!) What's poppin' up the most from coast to coast? (Sex!) At your bongo party and your weenie roast (Sex!) Even them Christians who has born again (Sex!) Go out and get pooched every now and then (Sex!) Do ya do or don't ya don't (Sex!) Bet your lyin' if ya say ya won't [Chorus] Some girls try it and go on a diet Then they worry 'cause they's too fat Who wants to ride on a ironing board? That ain't no fun, I tried me one Grow that meat all over your bones Work the wall with the local Jones And while you do it, remember this line The sniffer says it all the time [Hook] "The bigger the cushion, the better the pushin' The bigger the cushion, the better the pushin' The bigger the cushion, the better the pushin' The bigger the cushion" [Verse 2] Makes no difference if you're young or old (Sex!) Don't you act like it's made of gold (Sex!) Ladies they need it just like the guys (Sex!) Maybe you could use a protein surprise (Sex!) Layin' down or standin' up (Sex!) If it feels good just keep it up (Sex!) Any time, anywhere (Sex!) Why do you think it's growin' there? [Chorus] Some girls try it and they don't like it They complain 'cause it don't last Who wants to ride on a debutante? They talks too much, they moves too fast Watch the scenery while you ride You can be very warm inside And when the train goes 'round the bend Check the shrubbery on the other end [Hook] "The bigger the cushion, the better the pushin' The bigger the cushion, the better the pushin' The bigger the cushion, the better the pushin' The bigger the cushion" [Outro] "The bigger the cushion, the better the pushin' The bigger the cushion, the better the pushin' The bigger the cushion, the better the pushin' The bigger the cushion"