Lyrics

[Intro: Frank Zappa] Get on your feet and do the funky Alfonzo! [Verse 1: Frank Zappa] Father Vivian O'Blivion resplendent in his frock Was whipping up the batter for the pancakes of his flock He was looking rather bleary, he forgot to watch the clock [Chorus: Frank Zappa] Cause the night before, behind the door A leprechaun had stroked it The night before, behind the door A leprechaun had stroked (He stroked it) The night before, behind the door A leprechaun had stroked his spot (Hе stroked his spot) [Verse 2: Frank Zappa] Which set him off in such a frenzy Hе sang "Lock Around The Crock" An' he topped it off with a— An' he topped it off with a— An' he topped it off with a— Whoo-hoo-hoo Whoo-hoo-hoo Whoo-hoo-hoo As he stumbled on his— He was delighted as it stiffened And ripped right through his sock [Bridge: Frank Zappa] "Oh, Saint Alfonzo would be proud of me" (He shouted down the block) [Verse 3: Frank Zappa] Ah, ha-ha Dominus vobiscum et cum spiritu tuo Don't you eat my sleazy pancakes just for Saintly Alfonzo They're so light and fluffy white, we'll raise a fortune by tonight They're so light and fluffy white, we'll raise a fortune by tonight They're so light and fluffy brown, they're the finest in the town They're so light and fluffy brown, they're the finest in the town [Outro: Frank Zappa] Good morning, Your Highness (ooh) I brought you your snowshoes (ooh) Good morning, Your Highness (ooh) I brought you your snowshoes (Bitchin', man)