Dinah-Moe Humm [Live at the Palladium, NYC / 10-29-77 / Show 1]

Lyrics

[Spoken] The name of this song is "Dinah-Moe Humm". One, two, three, four! [Verse 1] I couldn't say where she's comin' from But I just met a lady named Dinah-Moe Humm She strolled on over, said, "Look here, bum I got a forty-dollar bill saying you can't make me cum Now way, you just can't do it" [Verse 2] She made a bet with her sister who's a little bit dumb She could prove it any time all men was scum I don't mind that she called me a bum But I knew right away she was really gonna cum So I got down to it [Verse 3] I whipped off her bloomers 'n stiffened my thumb And applied rotation on her sugar plum I poked 'n stroked till my wrist got numb Still didn't hеar no Dinah-Moe Humm No Dinah-Moe Humm [Chorus] Dinah-Moe Humm, Dinah-Moе Humm Where's this Dinah-Moe comin' from I done spent three hours and I ain't got a crumb From the Dinah-Moe, Dinah-Moe, Dinah-Moe From the Dinah-Moe Humm [Bridge] Got a spot that gets me hot You ain't been to it Got a spot that gets me hot You ain't been to it Got a spot that gets me hot You ain't been to it Got a spot that gets me hot You ain't been to it [Hook] 'Cause I can't get into it unless I get out of it And I gotta be out of it to get myself into it 'Cause I can't get into it unless I get out of it And I gotta be out of it to get myself into it [Bridge 1] She looked over at me with a glazed eye And some bovine perspiration on her upper lip area And she said, "Just get me wasted and you're half-way there 'Cause if my mind's tore up, well, then my body don't care" I rubbed my chinny-chin-chin and said "My-my-my, what sort of thing might this lady get high upon?" The forty-dollar bill didn't matter no more When her sister got naked and laid on the floor She said, "Dinah-Moe might win the bet But she could use a little (a-ha!) if I wasn't done yet" [Break] I told her, "Just because the sun want a place in the sky No reason to assume I wouldn't give her a try" [Bridge 2] So I pulled on her hair, got her legs in the air Asked her if she had any cooties in there (Whaddya mean cooties! No cooties on me!) She was buns-up kneelin' (buns up!) I was wheelin' 'n dealin' (wheelin' and dealin' and ooh) She surrender to the feelin' (she sweetly surrendered) And she started in to squealin' Dinah-Moe watched from the edge of the bed With her lips just twitchin' and her face gone red Some drool rollin' down from the edge of her chin While she spied the condition her sister was in She quivered and quaked, boy, she clutched all over herself Her sister made a joke about her mental health Until-uh, Dinah-Moe finally did give in But I told her all she really needed was some discipline [Spoken Bridge 3] I said kiss my aura, Dora That's right, I knew your name was Dora Dora Schwartz, ladies and gentlemen Stand up and take a bow Dora now listen, check this out Dora The reason I asked you to kiss my aura Why do you think that was? Wait! Do you have the answer? That's right, Dora! I hope you got that on tape For those of you who didn't hear it She says it's because I've no commercial potential Dora, that is the best reason to kiss anybody's aura Whatever that was Do you all want some more-a Right here on the flora? And how about you, Fauna? Do you wanna? All right then! [Verse 4] I couldn't say where she's coming' from But I just met a lady named Dinah-Moe Humm Come here, Roy! Managua! She strolled on over, said, "Look here, bum I got a forty-dollar bill says you can't make me cum" Come on! We got down to it [Verse 5] I whipped off her bloomers 'n stiffened my thumb And applied rotation on her sugar plum I poked 'n stroked till my wrist got numb Still didn't hear no Dinah-Moe Humm Ha-ha-ha! Dinah-Moe Humm Dinah-Moe, Dinah-Moe, carry me! Dinah-Moe, carry me! Dinah-Moe, carry me! Dinah-Moe, carry me! Dinah-Moe [Spoken] Ladies and gentlemen, Roy Estrada. (Ahh-ahhh, I can noo) Alright, you wanna sing? You wanna sing the next one with me? You wanna sing "Camarillo" with me? Alright, we gotta- we gotta dedicate the next song to roy because he's got it! Here