Dickie’s Such An Asshole [Live At Nassau Coliseum, Uniondale, NY 3/25/88]

Lyrics

[Intro] One 'n one is eleven! Two 'n two is twenty-two! Won't somebody kindly tell me What the government's tryin' to do [Verse 1] Dickie's just too tricky For a chump like me to use, use You take that sub-committee serious, boy You just might get a seizure from the evenin' news Millions 'n millions of dollars Much as he might need He could open up a chain of motels, people On the highway, yes indeed! Quadrophonic desperation! You know, there might be a cable [?] under your bed Well, if you just break some wind in your slumber(pffft NURSE) The FBI is gonna get your number Gonna get ya Gonna get ya Gonna jump out of the sub-committee and get ya [Verse 2] The FBI Gonna get your number The FBI Gonna get your number The FBI Gonna get your number The FBI They already got your number The FBI They got your picture too The FBI They got some fingerprints from you The FBI [?] The FBI Those little suckers gonna know Gonna get your number Gonna get your number [Verse 3] Tryin' not to worry Tryin' not to care You know, I get so excited When the microphones not there Can't have no private conversations Nowhere In the USA Can't wait 'til the rest of the people all over the world Find out that their government Is just the same ol' way Every day [Guitar solo] [Bridge] Let me tell you about this right now Let me tell you about this right here Let me make this perfectly clear Let me tell you about this right here You know you put me in office So you must have wanted me in office I did you no harm I used to have twenty-five tapes Now I only got ten Can't remember what happened to the rest Must've gave 'em to a friend Gave a couple to Bebe Rebozo Gave a couple to Pat Boone Gave a couple to Ronald Reagan Gave a couple to George Bush Gave a couple to Charles Schultz Gave a couple to Mr. Richard Secord Gave a couple to Ollie North He said he'd stick with me through thick and thin Even if they would impeach me, yeah And he said he wasn't gonna let 'em You know I'm n-n-n-n-n-n-n-no-no-no-no-not-not- Not-not-not-not-not-not a crook You know I'm not a crook I'm gonna tell you one more lie, right now Let me tell ya [Verse 4] The gangster stepped right up Kissed him on the lips goodbye Made him a cocksucker by proxy, yes he did An' he didn't even bat an eye! (What the fuck) The man in the White House, oh He's got a conscience black as sin There's just one thing I wanna know How'd that asshole ever manage to get in? (What?) [Outro] Sing right along now: Dickie's such an asshole Sincerely, Dick, we mean it (Weee-oooh)