Dancin’ Fool [Live At The Palladium - 10/31/81 - Show 1]

Lyrics

[Verse 1] Don't know much about dancin' That's why I got this song One of my legs is shorter than the other And both my feets too long Course now right along with 'em Got no natural rhythm But I go dancin' every night Hope one day I might get it right [Chorus] I'm a dancin' fool (Dancin' fool) I'm a dancin' fool (Dancin' fool) I'm a dancin' fool (Dancin' fool) I'm a dancin' fool (Dancin' fool) I hear that beat I jump outta my seat But I can't compete 'cause I'm a Dancin' fool (Dancin' fool) Dancin' fool [Verse 2] The disco folks all dressed up Like they's fit to kill I walk on in, 'n see 'em there Gonna give them all a thrill When they see me comin' They all steps aside They has a fit while I commit My social suicide [Chorus] I'm a dancin' fool (Dancin' fool) I'm a dancin' fool (Dancin' fool) I'm a dancin' fool (Dancin' fool) I'm a dancin' fool (Dancin' fool) [Bridge] The beat goes on but I'm so wrong The beat goes on but I'm so wrong The beat goes on but I'm so wrong The beat goes on but I'm so wrong The beat goes on but I'm so wrong The beat goes on but I'm so wrong [Chorus] I may be totally wrong but I'm a dancin' fool (Dancin' fool) I may be totally wrong but I'm a dancin' fool (Dancin' fool) [Verse 3] I got it all together now With my very own disco clothes My shirt's half open to show you my chains And the spoon fer up my nose I am really something That's what you'd probably say So smoke your little smoke, and drink your little drink While I dance the night away [Chorus] I'm a dancin' fool (Dancin' fool) I'm a dancin' fool (Dancin' fool) I'm a dancin' fool (Dancin' fool) I'm a dancin' fool (Dancin' fool) He's a dancin' fool (Dancin' fool) I may be totally wrong but I'm a... I may be totally wrong but I'm a... I may be totally wrong but I'm a... I may be totally wrong but I'm a fool! [Outro] Say darling, what's a girl like you doing in a place like this? Do you come here often? Wait a minute, I've got it: you're an Italian What? You're Jewish? Love your nails Hey listen, how about some bondage and humiliation? A little bit of S&M on the side? I won't bother to ask whether it's your place or mine Because you'll have to come to my house I have an apparatus you'll really enjoy How would you like to spend the rest of the evening Tied to the whipping post?