Broken Hearts Are For Assholes [Live At The Palladium - 10/31/81 - Show 1]

Lyrics

[Intro] Hey! Do you know what you are? You're an asshole! (A what!) An asshole! [Verse 1] Some of you might not agree 'Cause you probably likes a lot of misery But think a while and you will see Broken hearts are for assholes Broken hearts are for assholes And you're an asshole Broken hearts are for assholes And you're an asshole too (That's right) Whatcha gonna do, 'cause you're an asshole No no no, yeah yeah yeah I said you are an asshole! [Verse 2] Maybe you think you're a lonely guy Maybe you think you're too tough to cry So you went to The Grape Just to givе it a try And Dagmar Was his name The whiskers sticking out from Undеrneath of his pancake make-up Nearly drove you insane And so you kissed a little sailor Who had just blew in from Spain You pulled a chain attached to the permanently erected nipples of Jimmy In a bow, salute to her You sniffed the reeking buns of Angel And acted like it was cocaine You were dazzled by the exciting new costume of Ko-Ko (Wow!) In a way you can't explain And so you worked the wall with Michael Which gave your back an awful strain But you came back on Sunday for the Gong Show But you forgot what I was sayin' [Chorus] 'Cause you're an asshole, you're an asshole That's right! You're an asshole, you're an asshole Yes, yes! You're an asshole, you're an asshole That's right! You're an asshole, you're an asshole AHH! [Verse 3] Now you been to The Grape 'n' you been to The Chest 'N' now I think you know what you are: you're an asshole A what? An asshole! You're right! You say you can't live with what you been through Well, ladies you can be an asshole too You might pretend you ain't got one on the bottom of you But don't fool yerself girl It's blinkin' at you Don't fool yerself girl It's blinkin' at you Don't fool yerself girl It's blinkin' at you That's why I say [Bridge] I'm gonna ram it, ram it, ram it Ram it up yer poop chute Corn hole Ram it, ram it, ram it Ram it up yer poop chute FIST FUCK Ram it, ram it, ram it Ram it up yer poop chute Wristwatch Crisco! Ram it, ram it, ram it Ram it up yer poop chute AY [Outro] Don't fool yerself, girl It's goin' right up yer poop chute Don't fool yerself, girl It's goin' right up yer poop chute Don't fool yerself, girl It's goin' right up yer poop chute (Ayayaya) Don't fool yerself, girl It's goin' right up yer poop chute (Ayayaya) Don't fool yerself, girl It's goin' right up yer poop chute (Ayayayaya) Don't fool yerself, girl It's goin' right up yer Aw, I knew you'd be surprised!