Montana [Cheaper Than Cheep]

Lyrics

[Verse 1: Frank Zappa, Napoleon Murphy Brock & George Duke] I might be moving to Montana soon Just to raise me up a crop of dental floss Raisin' it up, waxin' it down In a little white box that I can sell uptown But by myself I wouldn't have no boss 'Cause I'd be raisin' my lonely dental floss Raisin' my lonely dental floss Raisin' my lonely dental floss [Verse 2: Frank Zappa, Napoleon Murphy Brock & George Duke] Well I just might grow me some bees But I'd leave the sweet stuff to somebody else (How 'bout one of you, young ladies, over there?) And I'd keep the wax 'n melt it down Pluck the floss and swish it around And I would have me a crop (Poo poo poo poo-poo, poo-poo, ta-na-nah) Tun-tun-tun-tun, and a poo-poo ta-na-nah Run-tun-tun-tun [Chorus: Frank Zappa, Napoleon Murphy Brock & George Duke, Frank Zappa, George Duke] Movin' to Montana soon Gonna be a dental floss tycoon (Yes, I am) (Yeah, yeah) I'm movin' to Montana soon Gonna be a mеnnil-toss flykune [Instrumental Break] [Guitar Solo: Frank Zappa] [Bridge: Napoleon Murphy Brock] I'm pluckin' the ol' dental floss that's growin' on thе prairie Pluckin' the floss! I plucked all day an' all nite an' all afternoon Oh, I'm ridin' a small tiny hoss, his name is Mighty Little He's a good hoss, even though He's a bit dinky to strap a big saddle or blanket on, anyway He's a bit dinky to strap a big saddle or blanket on, anyway, anyway I'm pluckin' the ol' dental floss Even if you think it is a little silly, folks I don't care if you think it's silly, folks I don't care if you think it's silly, folks [Verse 3: Frank Zappa, Napoleon Murphy Brock & George Duke ] I'm gonna find me a horse, just about this big An' ride him all along the border line With a pair of heavy-duty zircon-encrusted tweezers in my hand Every other wrangler would say I was mighty grand But by myself I wouldn't have no boss 'Cause I'd be raisin' my lonely dental floss Raisin' my lonely dental floss Raisin' my lonely dental floss [Verse 4: Frank Zappa, Napoleon Murphy Brock & George Duke ] Well, I might ride along the border With my tweezers gleamin' in the moon-lighty night (A little tweezer glint . . . ) And then I'd Get a cuppa coffee 'n give my foot a push Just me 'n the pygmy pony over by the dental floss bush 'N then I might just jump back on (Poo poo poo poo-poo, poo-poo, ta-na-nah) An' ride, like a cowboy into the dawn to Montana [Outro: George Duke, Napoleon Murphy Brock] Movin' to Montana soon (Yippy-Ty-O-Ty-Ay) Movin' to Montana soon (Yippy-Ty-O-Ty-Ay) Movin' to Montana soon (Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh) Movin' to Montana soon (Oh, oh, oh, na na na na) Movin' to Montana soon [At the same time - Spoken Word Outro] FZ: Hello! Hello! Hello! Hello! Watch! Watch! Watch! Wachity-watch! Because the tempo is so abysmally slow, we're gonna reduce the lenght of the vamp going out. And we're gonna go to the hook right away. So watch carefully, ladies and gentlemen, here we go!