Lyrics

[Intro] Yes indeed, here we are! [Verse 1] At St. Alfonzo's Pancake Breakfast Where I stole the mar-juh-rene And wheedled on the Bingo cards In lieu of the latrine I saw a handsome parish lady Make her entrance like a queen While she was totally chenille And her old man was a Marine [Verse 2] As she abused a sausage pattie And said, "Why don't you treat me mean?" (Hurt me, hurt me, hurt me, oooooh!) At St. Alfonzo's Pancake Breakfast (Wow! Good God! Get off the bus!) Where I stole the mar-juh-rene [Instrumental Break] [Outro] St. Alfonzo, St. Alfonzo St. Alfonzo, St. Alfonzo Ooh-aah