Lyrics

[Intro] Get on your feet and do the funky Alfonzo! [Verse 1] Father Vivian O'Blivion resplendent in his frock Was whipping up the batter for the pancakes of his flock He was looking rather bleary, he forgot to watch the clock [Chorus] Cause the night before, behind the door A leprechaun had stroked it The night before, behind the door A leprechaun had stroked (He stroked it) The night before, behind the door A leprechaun had stroked his smock (Stroked his smock) [Verse 2] Which set him off in such a frenzy He sang "Lock Around The Crock" An' he topped it off with a— An' he topped it off with a— An' he topped it off with a— As he stumbled on his— He was delighted as it stiffened And ripped right through his sock [Bridge] "Oh, Saint Alfonzo would be proud of me" He shouted down the block [Verse 3] Ah, ha-ha-ha Dominus vobiscum et cum spiritu tuo Don't you eat my sleazy pancakes just for Saintly Alfonzo They're so light and fluffy white, we'll raise a fortune by tonight They're so light and fluffy white, we'll raise a fortune by tonight They're so light and fluffy brown, they're the finest in the town They're so light and fluffy brown, they're the finest in the town [Outro] Good morning, Your Highness (ooh) I brought you your snowshoes (ooh) Good morning, Your Highness (ooh) I brought you your snowshoes