Lyrics

[Verse 1] I don't know much about dancin', that's why I got this song One of my legs is shorter than the other And both of my feets too long Course now right along with 'em, I got no natural rhythm But I go dancin' every night hoping one day I might get it right [Chorus] I'm a dancin' fool (Dancin' fool) I'm a dancin' fool I'm a dancin' fool (Dancin' fool) I'm a dancin' fool [Post-Chorus] I hear that beat, I jump outta my seat But I can't compete 'cause I'm a Dancin' fool (Dancin' fool) I'm a dancin' fool [Verse 2] The disco folks all dressed up like they's fit to kill I walk on in, see 'em there, I'm gonna give them all a thrill When they see me comin', they all steps aside They has a fit while I commit my social suicide [Chorus] I'm a dancin' fool (Dancin' fool) I'm a dancin' fool I'm a dancin' fool (Dancin' fool) I'm a dancin' fool [Bridge] The beat goes on and I'm so wrong Beat goes on and I'm so wrong Beat goes on and I'm so wrong The beat goes on and I'm so wrong The beat goes on and I'm so wrong The beat goes on and I'm so wrong The beat goes on and I'm so wrong [Chorus] I may be totally wrong but I'm a dancin' fool I may be totally wrong but I'm a dancin' fool [Verse 3] (Yowza, yowza, yowza) I got it all together now With my very own disco clothes, hey My shirt's half open to show you my chain And the spoon for up my nose I am really something, that's what you'd probably say So smoke your little smoke, drink your little drink While I dance the night away [Chorus] I'm a dancin' fool I'm a dancin' fool I'm a dancin' fool I'm a dancin' fool He's a dancin' fool I may be totally wrong but I'm a- I may be totally wrong but I'm a- I may be totally wrong but I'm a- I may be totally wrong but I'm a fool, yeah! [Outro] Hey, darlin', can I buy ya a couple a drinks, hmm? Looking for Mr. Goodbar? Well, here he is Wait a minute, I've got it: you're an Italian Huh? You're Jewish? Oh, love your nails You must be a Libra Your place or mine? Ha ha yes