Lyrics

[Intro] Come on! Hey! Do you know what you are? You're an ay-asshole! Hey! [Verse 1] Some of you might not agree 'Cause you probably likes a lot of misery But think a while and you will see Think a while, you see! [Chorus] Broken hearts are for assholes Broken hearts are for assholes, are you an asshole? Broken hearts are for assholes, are you an asshole too? Whatcha gonna do, 'cause you're an asshole [Post-Chorus] No no no, yeah yeah yeah Hey! You an asshole! Asshole! [Verse 2] Maybe you think you're a lonely guy And maybe you think you're too tough to cry But you went to the Grape just to give it a try Just to give it a try [Bridge] And Dagmar Possibly the ugliest son of a bitch I've ever seen in my life Was his name Handlebar Johnny's The whiskers sticking out From underneath of his pancake make-up Alive and living in leather Nearly drove you insane Alright, what you've been waiting for And so you kissed a little sailor Coming up next week at the Grape: something new, something insane Who had just blew in from Spain You get a few of these little lovely little sailors to roll the stage back And pull the chain attached to the permanently erected nipples of Jimmy Nice! In a bold salute to pain Alright, do you remember Fifi Dupree? You sniffed the reeking buns of Angel Formerly Buddy Love, the Baron of Beef And acted like it was cocaine Ooh, next week, a great salute to S&M! You were dazzled by the exciting new costume of Ko-Ko Thursday night, a fine tribute: leather In a way you can't explain Anyone can salute leather without saluting Puerto Rico! And so you worked the wall with Michael And coming up next Tuesday... Which gave your back an awful strain But you came back on Sunday for the Gong Show In crushed velvet or leather But you forgot what I was sayin' [Hook] 'Cause you're an asshole, you're an asshole, that's right You're an asshole, you're an asshole, that's right You're an asshole, you're an asshole, that's right You're an asshole, and you're an asshole That's right! You an ay-asshole! [Verse 3] You say you can't live with what you been through Well, ladies, you can be an asshole too You might pretend you ain't got one on the bottom of you [Rre-Refrain] But don't fool yourself girl, it's lookin' at you Don't fool yourself girl, it's winkin' at you (Hey!) Don't fool yourself girl, it's blinkin' at you [Refrain] I'm gonna ram it, ram it, ram it Ram it up your poop chute (Cock ring) Ram it, ram it, ram it Ram it up your poop chute (Leather) (Knock wurst!) Ram it, ram it, ram it Ram it up your poop chute [?] Ram it, ram it, ram it Ram it up your poop chute [?] Ram it, ram it, ram it Ram it up your poop chute (Volume) [Outro] Don't fool yourself, girl It's goin' right up your poop chute Don't fool yourself, girl It's goin' right up your poop chute (Asshole!) Don't fool yourself, girl It's goin' right up your poop chute (Ay-ay-ay-ay!) Don't fool yourself, girl It's goin' right up your poop chute (Ay-ay-ay-ay!) Don't fool yourself, girl It's goin' right up your poop chute (Ay-ay-ay-ay-ay-ay-ay!) Don't fool yourself, girl It's goin' right up your- [Segue] Yeah, I knew you'd be surprised