Lyrics

FZ: And now, ladies and gentlemen, the moment that you've all been waiting for. Don Pardo—who as you might know is one of the fixtures for the past 33 years—the fixtures at NBC television. One of the— One of those voices that you just can't escape. And nobody ever gets to see Don Pardo. He's always hiding in the back. Yes, there! He has a picture of Don, isn't that sweet? That's when he first arrived at NBC in 1933. Tonight Don is going to make the big step forward. He's going to come out, he's going to expose himself. He may even circulate among you. We don't know how crazy he could get. He is also going to sing on this song. And the name of this song is "I'm The Slime." One, two, three, four . .