Lyrics

Penis dimension Penis dimension Penis dimension is worrying me I can hardly sleep at night 'Cause of penis dimension Do you worry? Do you worry a lot? No Do you worry? Do you worry and moan That the size of your cock Is not monstrous enough? It's your penis dimension Penis dimension Wah, wah-wah-wah Wah, wah-wah-wah Hiya, friends Now just be honest about it Did you ever consider the possibility that your penis And in the case of many dignified ladies That the size of the titties themselves Might provide elements of subconscious tension? Weird, twistеd anxieties That could force a human bеing to have to become a politician? A policeman? A Jesuit monk? A rock and roll guitar player? A wino? You name it Or in the case of the ladies The ones that can't afford a silicone beef-up They become writers of hot books "Manuel, the gardener Placed his burning phallus in her quivering quim, ha" Yes, or they become Carmelite nuns "Gonzo, the lead guitar player Placed his mutated member in her slithering slit, hahaha" Ooh, or racehorse jockeys There is no reason why you, or your loved one should suffer Things are bad enough Without the size of your organ adding even more misery to the troubles of the world Right on, right on! Now, if you're a lady and you've got munchkin tits You can console yourself with this age-old line From primary school "Anything over a mouthful is wasted" Yes, and isn't it the truth? And if you're a guy And one night you're at a party and you're trying to be cool, I mean You aren't even wearing any underwear you're being so cool And somebody hits on you one night And he looks you up and down and he says, uh "Eight inches or less?" Well, let me tell you, brothers That's the time when you've got to turn around and look that son of a bitch right between the eyes And you gotta tell him these words