Lyrics

Hello, there All the guys in the band pretending to get ready so they can go out and find some pussy Woah, I wonder where the action is in this town Every musician likes to find some pussy Boy, I could've really scored last night But every night, it's the same thing Aynsley gets there first He's so fast, it must be from playing the drums or something I mean, if those girls over there only knew my secret identity But, but how could thеy? How, how could they know that I am Bwana Dik? Where's my hair dryеr? Got to look lovely for the girls After all, I am Bwana Dik Each guy has his own speciality for getting the girl of his dreams I sprayed my pits, I put on a new tie-dye T-shirt, I brushed my teeth I cleaned my glasses I buffed my nails I bought a copy of DownBeat so I could carry it around and look like I knew what was happening I left my shirt unbuttoned at the top I stuffed three pair of socks and a bar of beauty soap down the front of my pants I just know I'm gonna get laid tonight I'm not taking any chances But this little jar of tinsel glitter here The same brand Danny Hutton puts on his face Makes him look all glistening and seductive Just put a little on here The cheeks, the chin Mmm, near the quivering lips I'm so commercial I could die