Lyrics

[Verse 1] My name is Burtram I am a redneck All my friends They call me Burt (Hi, Burt) All my family From down in Texas Make their livin' Diggin' dirt Come out here to Californ-y Just to find me Some pretty girls Ones I seen Gets me so horny Ruby lips And teeth like pearls [Pre-Chorus] Wanna love 'em all Wanna love 'em dearly Want a pretty girl I'll even pay I'll buy 'em furs I'll buy 'em jewelry I know they like me Here's what I say [Chorus] I'm lonesome Cowboy Burt (Speakin' atcha) Come smell my fringe-y shirt (Reekin' atcha) My cowboy pants My cowboy dance My bold advance On this here waitress Yodel-oh-oo-pee-hey Yodel-oh-oo-pee (He's lonesome Cowboy Burt) (Don'tcha get his feelings hurt) Come on in this place And I'll buy you a taste You can sit on my face— Where's my waitress? [Refrain] Burtram, Burtram redneck Burtram, Burtram redneck [Verse 2] I'm an awful nice guy Sweat all day in the sun Roofer by trade Quite a bundle I've made I'm unionized roofin' old son-of-a-gun (He's a unionized roofin' old son-of-a-gun) When I get off, I get plastered Drink 'til I fall on the floor Find me some Communist bastard And stomp on his face 'til he don't move no more (He stomps on his face 'til he don't move no more) [Pre-Chorus] I fuss, an' I cuss an' I keep on drinkin' 'Til my eyes puff up an' turn red I drool on m'shirt I see if he's hurt Kick him again in the head, let's Kick him again in the head, boys Kick him again in the head, now Kick him again in the head [Chorus] Lonesome Cowboy Burt! (Speakin' atcha) Come smell my fringe-y shirt (Reekin' atcha) My cowboy pants My cowboy dance My bold advance On this here waitress Yodel-oh-oo-pee-yeh Yodel-oh-oo-pee (He's lonesome Cowboy Burt A-don'tcha get his feelin's hurt) Yeah, but come on in this place An' I'll buy you a taste And you can sit on my face— Where's my waitress? [Outro] Opal, you hot little bitch