Everything Happens To Me

Lyrics

I make a date for golf - You can bet your life it rains I try to give a party - And the guy upstairs complains I guess I'll go thru life; Just catchin' colds and missin' trains Everything happens to me I never miss a thing - I've had measles and the mumps And ev'ry time I play my ace - My partner always trumps I guess I'm just a fool; Who never looks before he jumps Everything happens to me At first my heart tho't; You could break this jinx for me That love would turn the trick; To end my despair But now, I just can't fool; This head that thinks for me I've mortgaged all my castles in the air I've telegraphed and called; I sent "Air Mail Special", too; Your answer was goodbye - And there was even postage due I fell in love just once; And then it had to be with you Everything happens to me