No Swallerin’ Place

Lyrics

[Verse 1: Shorty Long] I got a song, it's a pretty good song Only one thing wrong with a pretty good song 'Cause a pretty good song goes along And along and along and along and along And along and along and along and along 'Til it gets me red in the face 'Cause it ain't got no swallerin' place [Verse 2: Shorty Long] Now here's that tune, it's a pretty nice tune But I just ain't built like a rubber balloon It's a pretty nice tune but I croon And I croon and I croon and I croon and I croon And I croon and I croon and I croon and I croon 'Til I can't keep up with the pace 'Cause it ain't got no swallerin' place [Bridge: Shorty Long] I can finish a jack of Cracker Jacks In fifteen seconds flat And still keep conversation running fair When I kiss my darlin' sweetheart I can hold it half an hour And I ain't half dead when I come up for air [Verse 1: Shorty Long] But durn this song, it's a pretty good song Only one thing wrong with a pretty good song 'Cause a pretty good song goes along And along and along and along and along And along and along and along and along And along and along Like a doggone marathon race 'Cause it ain't got no swallerin' place [Skit: Frank Loesser & Shorty Long] *Thump* Hey, hey fellows, what happened? Hey, that fellow that was singing here before He just fell down, his face is all blue Let's help him up, come on, gimme a hand Hey, hey mister, hey, what happened to you? Well, I'll, I'll tell you It's, it's like this [Verse 1: Shorty Long] I got a song, it's a pretty good song Only one thing wrong with a pretty good song 'Cause a pretty good song goes along And along and along and along and along And along and along and along and along And along and along and along and along And along and along 'Til it gets me red in the face 'Cause it ain't got no swallerin' place